cum knuckles

1) the result of wankin' it in the shower; the jizz runs down your hand, and gets stuck to your knuckles

2) a very unintelligent individual, or someone who happens to have said something stupid in the recent past

1) Goddammit! I hate when I come to class and still have cum knuckles... should've cleaned those bitches after jackin' it this morning
2) "I thought baseball was only seven innings." "Shut up, cum knuckles."

by buttceth April 27, 2013

Ugandan Knuckles

A group of brave, Ugandan Knuckles that go around on VR Chat and ask "Do you know da wae?" and "Where is the queen?" in a very dumb, but a good-sounding voice. If they find a queen, they make clicking noises. If it's a fake queen, they "spit" on the fake queen. So far one of the best memes for January 2018.

Ugandan Knuckles 1: Do you know da wae
Girl in VR Chat: what is the way?
Ugandan Knuckles 2: SHE IS A FAKE QUEEN SPIT ON HER
Ugandan Knuckles 3: (makes spitting noise)

by TheMysteryIsHere January 17, 2018

Ugandan Knuckles

A simple warrior living who must defend "de kween" at all cost whilst respecting his bruddas

Oh look a Ugandan knuckles
*KLICK* *KLICK* *KLICK* MY KWEEN
Oh Christ here we go

by YMM AnalFlute January 16, 2018

Fucker Knuckles

In the game of marbles, the positioning of the clenched hand, with the thumb inverted into the clenched fingers, which propels a marble toward the target group of marbles. So called because of the hand resembling the common masturbation technique utilized by men, and because of the thumbs insertion into the "hole" resulting from the clenched position of the hand and fingers.

When I was a shorty, I was the Fucker Knuckle champion of the block.

by ken taylor January 2, 2005

Stinky Knuckles

A game where the winner is established by how many fingers they can fit knuckle deep in another person's rear.

(In party setting)
Man 1: "Who's trying to catch a game of Stinky Knuckles"?
Man 2: "I'm down! I haven't lost a game yet"

by Bum Digger November 1, 2019

Bust Knuckles

Male masturbation. Jacking off. A vigorous wank.

I’ll be there by 7:30. Just need to run home to shit, Shower, shave and bust knuckles.

I just started to bust knuckles when my aunt walked in.

I spent the weekend on porn hub and busting knuckles.

by Dick Onchin October 18, 2020

Uganda Knuckles

One of the most dangerous species belonging to the Uganda Knuckle Tribe. Their objective is to find a queen and force people to learn "de wae". When disturbed, Uganda Knuckles will react with defense by spitting and using their tongues to lure the threats away.

Uganda Knuckle: Do you want to know de wae?
Person 1: No
Uganda Knuckles: Spit on de fake queen

by asiankid529 May 15, 2018