Koppenwasserscheisten

(Verb) To loudly and aggressively shit into the mouth of a partner during sexual intercourse

Damn, bbg, I just ate at Chipotle and I'm ready for some mean Koppenwasserscheisten'ing

by Johnathan Theodore May 19, 2022

Koppel

A Cunt. Derived from the swivel eyed chairman who turned the great club of Wimbledon into Franchise FC

The Koppel stole my club!

by Don August 10, 2004

koppeling

When somebody is scared and is a pussy and doesn’t know what to do and thanks hamza

Jordan why are you koppeling he only slept with your mom

by The main koppler March 23, 2020

Klope

The best and purest father-daughter relationship from the show The Originals. (Klaus Mikaelson) and (Hope Mikaelson) they deserved so much better.

Person: did you see the series finale of the originals?

Me: yes, I’ll forever miss my Klope babies

by theoriviginals May 10, 2019

Kloppenburg Surprise

A kloppenburg Surprise is when cut a hole in the bottom of a christmas present and set it in your lap while you stick your limp cock inside. Stuff tissue paper inside the box, covering your penis, and ask someone to open it. The victim will be forced to stick their hands inside the box and dig for your surprise.

Oh my gosh! All I got for Christmas was a Kloppenburg surprise!

by Kloppenburg October 9, 2006

koppel

koppel is a small town in beaver county pa... theres a run down mill and plenty of bars for the dagos that the town is full of!!! you havent seen trash till you been here.. its also knowen for a bridge that conects to ellwood pa..... it has one of thee worst bridges in the state.. it floods atleast once year... but its atleast 90 feet if not more above water now tell me how that is possble? if you move there take out a big insurance for fire damage because things seem to brun down around town. snice you have to count on there fire deparment id atleast buy a good graden hose to put a fire out that be quicker then waiting for them!!!

bobby: why is big beaver fd here for this car crash!
mike: because koppel fd never showed up for 20 mins and they wanted the people to live!!!

by the big beav October 13, 2009

KLOPEK

A person who is slow-witted and incapable of paying attention. Symptoms are usually a result from generations of in-breeding

I told Klopek to change it three times already, and he still can't get it right!

by WALLY July 2, 2004