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brown county kleenex

while giving a cincinnati bowtie the woman sneezes in your anus as if using it as a kleenex, it is called brown county kleenex because the location of the sneeze is most likely brown and the word was created in brown county ohio thus putting it on the map!
dude i hate winter all the women get colds and give me the brown county kleenex! i shit boogers for weeks
by hubie&auschwitz May 1, 2010
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Kleeving

The act of making sweet, sweet love to your couch
What the Fuck dude, why is your couch all sticky!? Have you been Kleeving again!
by Boy in Red July 21, 2008
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Lil Kleenex box

Lil Kleenex box is an Instagram user who only posts dank memes. He is know for having some of the best memes in Instagram. He has had trouble with Instagram because they keep trying to delete his account because his memes were deemed “offensive”.
Have you seen lil Kleenex box. His memes are dank!!
by LilkleenexboxisdAnK!! 🤔 August 19, 2018
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kleenex

A popular brand of tissue. Favoured by those going to a snot party
I'm gonna tear you up like a kleenex at a snot party!
by Gumba Gumba June 16, 2004
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Kleenex & Lotion

"Dude, have you seen those revealing Megan Fox photos? Somebody fetch me the kleenex & lotion."
by j1138 July 8, 2009
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Kleenex runway

a strip of tissue paper, strategically placed to recieve your offerings after a gentlemans 10 minutes for a quick clean up.
After ten minutes of furious effort, George deposited his jism on the kleenex runway.
by Dom Drums April 6, 2006
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Keeve it up

To really fuck something up. To absolutely screw up an assigned task so badly that it cannot be repaired.
I asked Jim to fix my computer, but he completely keeved it up. I have never seen anyone keeve it up so badly, it won't even turn on anymore.
by Cheek April 4, 2008
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