keef

The powdery substance made up of THC crystals from the bud of cannabis. It's basically the Cheetos dust that gets left behind on your fingers after finishing a bag of chips, but in this case, with weed.

1: Look at all the keef I collected in my grinder!
2: All mine got stuck on my fingers from piecing the buds.

by ampersand November 12, 2012

Kleenex fuck

You blow in it and throw it away.

I wouldn't fold her up and put her back in my pocket - she's just a Kleenex fuck.

by dabadone January 14, 2010

Andrew O'Keefe

A dickhead who hosts the Australian version of 'Deal or No Deal'. Thinks he's funny and laughs at all his lame jokes which arn't even funny.

Person 1- "Man I hate that guy, he's always trying to be funny, when hes clearly not."
Person 2- "Yeah I know, hes such an Andrew O'Keefe".

by jimmy jim jim jim jim jim March 25, 2009

KleenGrip

Shopping Cart Handle Protector featuring Discount Coupons for in-store products. Provides protection from germs, great savings for Shoppers, increased product awareness and an excellent marketing opportunity for Product Manufacturers.

I am so glad my supermarket started carrying KleenGrip, now I don't have to worry about touching those nasty cart handles and I save tons on my grocery bill when I use the coupons.

by Kommander Kleen June 7, 2011

Country Kleenex

To gracefully hold one nostril closed with your index finger, while blowing snot out of the other; generally on the ground. Can be used when tissues are or are not available.

Uncle Jesse never uses a tissue when he's oustide in Southern Missouri, he just uses the Country Kleenex.

by Fancy of Chicago and Savannah December 9, 2008

Anal Keef

The purest form of anal fluid discharge. Oil substance secreted from the colon after various physical activities such as dancing , exercising, etc

The anal keef from that chick last night sure was exquisite.

by MOMSMASHER69 December 15, 2020

Keefe

A handsome individual who rejected his humanity and in turn got all the hot babes.

Brian: I know you want to be a Keefe, but that's only a dream. Sometimes you just got to let some dreams go.
Kevin: Shut up Brian, you're just jealous that I'm getting closer to becoming a Keefe.

by CornyRonnie February 19, 2021