Kiwi

1. Another word for someone's "cutie" or crush.
2. Also, another word for one's boyfriend/girlfriend or someone he/she has a "thing" with.

"So I hear you have a crush on John"

"Yeah, he's my kiwi."

by use soap and water May 1, 2010

Kiwi

A very small penis

Jeff has a kiwi.

by BlackHawkandNightWing March 28, 2011

Kiwi

Testicle or Testicles.

You just got hit in the kiwi.

by Steven Gomez February 28, 2008

Kiwi

An imaginary person from Brazil who is awesome at everything he does.

Who do you think you are, Kiwi or something?

by Jenson the Kiwi Guy February 28, 2009

Kiwi

An animal, native to the Islands of New Zealand. Common traits include Shouting incoherent garble(also known as the "haaka"), fondness for sheep and its ablity to eat, sleep and sh#t, all at the same time.

Hide your sheep mate, here comes another bloody Kiwi!...

by bonza bob July 30, 2004

Kiwi

Female sexual organ

omg, he totally just tried to put his banana in my kiwi!

dude, dont touch my kiwi

by xanarchy_kitty October 16, 2009

Kiwi

Really happy Fruit
Who always makes you smile
hates orange but loves carrots

Kiwi

by Jelly101 November 23, 2011