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Mads Kirkmand: "I'm just looking and masturbating to 9/11 Memes!"
Billy: "I see. Carry on with your day!"
Mads Kirkmand: "I'm just looking and masturbating to 9/11 Memes!"
Billy: "I see. Carry on with your day!"
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Fyi, Kirkland is the Costco brand.
Fyi, Kirkland is the Costco brand.
I love the theme song for Kirklandia.
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Someone who pulls 0 bi*ches but is super pooper sexy. when he makes gay jokes I wish he wasn't joking. some people don't like him, and some want to be him. he is the best frisbee player in the world. He rejects girls frequently and makes all A's. if someone were to impregnate me it would be TK. this man could slap me in the face, RKO me, and shoot me in the face, but I would still want him to be inside me🥰. his penis is around 3 feet long that he has to wrap it around his leg. his griddy is like watching Jesus walking on water (super mesmerizing) Tyler Kirkland if you see this, please be mine. Love you Bye:)
random girl- man i want to ask Tyler Kirkland out
Me- sorry he's gay and likes little man booty.
random girl- I don't care i'd still 😝😝
Me- sorry he's gay and likes little man booty.
random girl- I don't care i'd still 😝😝
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Get the Tyler Kirkland mug.A pimped out player who knows how to get his. While a murray kirman may only stand at about 5'6 he's atleast 7feet tall when laying on his back and his feet are wide as a bear's paw. Known for his exploitation of women and his extremly legendary large penis. Murray kirman is also known to punk a motherfucker in a split second, While rivaled by noone and praised by all, murray kirman is the definition of having "been there and done that" Also a murray kirman can be found in the city of Sherman Oaks in Los Angeles County usually representing himself as only a real G can in his "OLD GUYS RULE" T-Shirts and when asked about anything worth doing he can more than not be found answering with the only answer a beast of a man like himself can answer a question with "It was good, it was not great". Also this man's took a trip to the store at age 11 and his explorations and adventure's were captured in a 5 book series called The Death Dealer" written by Frank Frazetta. A murray kirman is also known by his bathroom shower which has been said to be big enough for 3 very large people but for his uses he can only squeeze himself, a slender thin woman and his extremely large penis in that mystical of all places where magic and sexual perfection is achieved.
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