3 definitions by Knox's #1 fan

One the sexiest mfs in all of the world. he is so hot that I cream my pants every time he looks at me. he is so fine bro. if I was gay I would run to him with open arms. I wish I was his gf so bad bro. I would let this man do anything he wants to me. i wish I could kiss his soft lips everyday. i just know he has the biggest shlong in the whole world. I want him to be mine. HE WILL BE MINE. if anyone would look his way wrong I would put them on the guillotine and or hang them thill their head falls off. I LOVE YOU KNOXY BEAR!!!!!

-please notice me (I'm a small boy btw:)
Boy- man i hate that Knox Plew guy
Me- DON'T YOU DARE HATE THAT MAN, I WILL MESS YOU UP BOY
Boy- quit being gay bruh
by Knox's #1 fan November 17, 2022
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Someone who pulls 0 bi*ches but is super pooper sexy. when he makes gay jokes I wish he wasn't joking. some people don't like him, and some want to be him. he is the best frisbee player in the world. He rejects girls frequently and makes all A's. if someone were to impregnate me it would be TK. this man could slap me in the face, RKO me, and shoot me in the face, but I would still want him to be inside me🥰. his penis is around 3 feet long that he has to wrap it around his leg. his griddy is like watching Jesus walking on water (super mesmerizing) Tyler Kirkland if you see this, please be mine. Love you Bye:)
random girl- man i want to ask Tyler Kirkland out
Me- sorry he's gay and likes little man booty.
random girl- I don't care i'd still 😝😝
by Knox's #1 fan November 18, 2022
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