kinkery

behaviors, circumstances, situations, etc., that are nonsensical, foolish, or contemptible done with lustful intent or in a sexy way.

“They were involved in some kinkery last night after Joe ate that footlong”

“Who’s Joe?”

“Joe Mama”

by CronusTheHost October 17, 2023

Swing Kinker

A game involving a swing and a football. Similar to Rounders but on a swing and with a football. A game prominently played in the North of Forfar in the Market muir mostly on weekends.

Here dougy torrie wants to play swing kinker...hes got a ball and some trackies!

by steeviemo June 22, 2009

rage kinker

Someone who gets off at ranting, or love to get mad at something that doesnt fit their beliefs or agenda.

"I like to call people like this rage kinkers, people that like get off at just, like, ranting and raging about anything that does not fit their agenda, and thinks the entire worl has to follow what they think. rage kinkers, the people that just love to get mad and make other people mad too with anything on their mind!"

-MacDoesIt in 'Reacting to Anti-Gay Responses on Lil Nas X's Latest Music Video'.

by CatnipLover.Nepeta September 23, 2023

Kinkies

When you jump in the mystery machine and Scooby Snacks aren't the only think that's been in your mouth that night.

SHAGGY: 'Zoinks! Velma you've got a little something on you chin!'"
VELMA: "Kinkies"

by letsgetkinkies March 5, 2018

knike

An emo weapon that is used instead of a knife. It is almost like a spork, only better.

"I will stab you with my knike. Don't test me!"

by cromig March 13, 2009

Kinkies

A spin on Velma's catchphrase jinkies but with a twist

When you're spooked about how kinky a situation is

"When Velma gets low key into the man in the mystery"

Kinkies that's some hardcore shit

by NATO & FARRY G November 15, 2018

kinkel

To piss while ejaculating on to a female.

John: Dude did you here that Mike kinkeled on Shanequa
Dave: NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Boobs amgee August 23, 2007