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Kingdom Hearts 

A video game for PS2. Combines Square Enix & Disney. Also has Final Fantasy characters like: Leon, Cloud, Arieth, Yufie & much more. in my opinion, the best game in the universe...!! It's about a 14 yr old boy named Sora. He is the keyblade bearer and has to go around on Chip & Dale's gummy ship to other Disney worlds trying to fight heartless. In the second game we meet a group called Organization XIII. Later in the game we find out that OrgXIII is using Sora to take control of kingdom hearts. but at the same time, Malificent, Pete & the heartless are also trying to take control of kingdom hearts. But of corse, the nobodies beat heartless any day, and...well, actually, neither of them win...Sora & all those ppl win...Well any way...in the first game, Sora gets turned into a heartless and, duh, a nobody is formed...tht nobody is Roxas...& the same thing happens to Kairi (Sora's friend & future gf...maybe...even though i dont havva crush of sora & i luv axel, I STILL HATE KAIRI!!!)well any way...Kairi's nobody is Namine...a girl who can control Sora's memories by drawing stuff...
Kingdom Hearts is the BEST game in the WHOLE world!!

my fav quotes:

Sora, Donald & Goofe are in Twilight Town at the station plaza. They just woke up from their long sleep.

Sora: *randomly laughing*
Donald: HEY, WHATS SO FUNNY??
Sora: UR FACE!!!

now, would you really expect that from a video game character?? especially one like Sora??? i didnt!

Kingdom Hearts 2 

Examples of Kingdom Hearts 2 parodies:

"I can fly-y-y-y (chorus in background) ((as Xemnas opens the Final Door))" -lol, Kingdom Hearts (YouTube)

"((Struggle battles clips with fat guy, Axel and some other guy)) -My name is Thurgood

-Hi, Thurgood!

-Hi, I'm here today because I'm addicted, to marijuana.

-*aww*

-You in here, said marijuana?? Marijuana, man this some bullshit!

-Marijuana is not a drug, I used to suck dick for coke.

-I' seen 'em!

-Now that's an addiction man! You ever suck some dick for marijuana?? ((Axel brandishes his spinny things whatever the hell they are))

-Uh...

-Mmm, no. I can't say I have.

-I didn't think so." -Kingdom Hearts 2 WTF

"((Shakira's 'Hips Don't Lie' plays synchornized with Ursula clips))" -Kingdom Hearts 2 WTF: The Sequel

"(('I Like to Move It' plays synchornized with various Axel and Saïx clips))" -kingdom hearts on crack 12 parody ~The Classics~

Kingdom Hearts 3 

A game that many Kingdom Hearts fans have been waiting for ever since the release of Kingdom Hearts 2 in late 2005. Ever since, there has been nothing but spin off games, prequels, sequel prequels, HD Remakes, and right before Kingdom Hearts 3 prequels.

Finally in 2017, Square Enix gets off of their lazy asses to give the fans a release date in 2018. The wait should better be worth it! It's been past ten years since the second game came out after all...

kingdom hearts 

An amazing video game that will steal your heart ;)
but the 2nd one is better.
person 1: have you played kingdom hearts???

person 2: dude i am a heartless!
kingdom hearts by stupid answer December 27, 2011

Kingdom Hearts 

a Playstation video game franchise that has spawned an unlimited amount of fanfics and fanart, many of them are about Yaoi. The series has one of the worst fanbases in the history of video games that rivals the fanbases of Sonic, Fallout, Final Fantasy and World of Warcraft and many more.
for a more detailed entry of Kingdom hearts read the other ones from every perspective
Kingdom Hearts by Mattian October 18, 2008

kingdom hearts 

An awesome game that proves to people that weird (and most likely queer) disney characters like Donald and Goofy can kick ass!!
Kingdom Hearts rocks but riku is a show offy weirdo.
kingdom hearts by Jacob Esnard October 25, 2006