Kallio

1. A Finnish word meaning "rock." It should be noted that Kallio does not mean church.
2. The name of a district in Helsinki
3. It's also a Finnish last name that American telemarketers cannot pronounce correctly.
4. The name that no substitute teacher can ever pronounce.
5. The name no one spells correctly

Telemarketer: "I'm from Weasels and Co and I'm selling luxury stoat spas, is Ms. CAH-Lie-Oe there?"
Kallio: "It's CAL-lee-Oh."

"Oh, look they spelled Smythe right this time!" "Well, they still managed to misspell Kallio."

by Lving Dead Girl i June 26, 2008

Killing the left lane

When one vehicle is traveling in the left lane but not passing anyone thus blocking other vehicles from passing, causing a road hazard, and breaking the law.

This guy is totally killing the left lane. How is anyone supposed to get anywhere when the passing lane is being blocked by this clown?

by teacher1010 April 3, 2012

krillion

a whole mess of 'um. the most you can imagine without reaching infinity.

that loser called me a krillion times but i muted his ass.
or "i have a krillion shoes but going to dillards to see what they have"

by pinkandred February 4, 2006

kitten-killing

An internet slang term for masturbation

Everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten.

by Siki November 15, 2003

killing in the name

rage against the machine song the u.k's 2009 christmas number one

one amazing song KILLING IN THE NAME OF

by WANKYOURSELFSILLY December 21, 2009

killjoy

Only emos that wear colors.

Im emo but in Gerard Way.And its 2017.Say a word and Im gonna shot you with my killjoy-dangerous-watergun.

by Ivexsis August 28, 2017

killing jar

a jar that contains a material that bugs are attracted to. there is a seal covering the top of the jar with holes in it. the bugs go in the holes to get to the material and die because they cant get out

Gaze into her killing jar I'd sometimes stare for hours.
She even poked the holes so I can breathe.

by mychemicalromance October 22, 2004