kife

Used interchangeably with the words gnarley or rank. May describe an offensive odour or taste, or an unenjoyable experience.

"Man, did you just fart? That shit is kife!"

"Eating that fatties cooter last night was kife, she probably hasn't showered in weeks!"

by Kyle Williams Myers August 8, 2007

Kife

A short airy little fart, usually the type that occurs while urination in the morning. Or while straining. A kife may also lead to a shart if not careful or cause unwanted residue within underpants..

''Sally let out a small kife while laughing''

Hey Fred, I wouldnt use that pillow... Joe bare assed kife on it yesterday and you might get pink eye..

by Yononymous January 14, 2015

Kife

the word to use for any fit or hot female

"Look at that bit of Kife!!"
"That Kife is mustard!"
or just shout "KIFE!" when you see a hot female.

by Christoff M August 6, 2008

kife

probably the worst thing you can call someone, other then a cunt.

Whitney is such a kife. I hate that dumb bitch.

by its_me_bitches January 20, 2008

kife

Shity, especially in regards to surf.
Also used with y; as in kifey.

-it was all kifey and windblown, so we went out anyway.

by Fatty DIrt Lennox December 28, 2005

kife

A brand of scottish toiletpaper.

Im gonna get off my porch and stop me widdlin so I can go to my toili and take a craap, then use me kife.

by Sabian June 3, 2004

kife

A slang term for a flamming homosexual

The kife purchased a thong

by John Pisto September 9, 2007