Ketotic Shit, a unique form of humanoid defication. It is characterized by a sudden, unprovoked, sometimes surprising urge for immediate fecal release. Usually caused by lower carb diets, the dump itself can be quick onset, usually containing smaller fecal matter surrounded by a more oily like liquid all likely the result of burning fat exiting down throough the bunghole. Each Ketotic Shit with its distinct aromatic flavor should provide the shitter with abundant dieting satisfaction and confidence in continued weight loss.
Shit yourself with joy to smaller clothes and fewer pounds!!
Shit yourself with joy to smaller clothes and fewer pounds!!
Hey babe, I can tell that I just had my first Ketotic Shit! My low carb/calorie diet has kicked right in with these oily looking fat burning shit smells coming up at me! I’m so stoked!!! Can’t wait to shit again !!!
by The Shitster! August 14, 2018
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I just saw Angie and she's turned into such a ketomite that she can't shut up about it.
I was going to try the keto diet but the constant preaching of the ketomites turned me off.
Jimmy is so deep into his ketomite trip that he should change his name to Keto O'Rourke.
I just saw Angie and she's turned into such a ketomite that she can't shut up about it.
I was going to try the keto diet but the constant preaching of the ketomites turned me off.
Jimmy is so deep into his ketomite trip that he should change his name to Keto O'Rourke.
by Creed Cur March 26, 2019
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by lightsking to shifty December 10, 2016
Get the Kieron mug.The result of 48 hours or more on the keto diet will produce loose bowel movements masquerading as farts. The result being an obnoxious smell and destroyed underwear.
Aaliyah: I farted in the car last night and shit my pants.
Bertina: Are you on the Keto diet?
Aaliyah: Yes, how did you know?
Bertina: Ohhh girl, don’t you know? Never trust a keto fart.
Bertina: Are you on the Keto diet?
Aaliyah: Yes, how did you know?
Bertina: Ohhh girl, don’t you know? Never trust a keto fart.
by Jack Pipe January 20, 2019
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Napapakito ako saimo. (It seems I wanna have sex with you.)
Nagkikituan sinda sa sala. (They're having sex in the living room.)
Sawa na ako sa kito. (I'm tired of sex.)
Nagkikituan sinda sa sala. (They're having sex in the living room.)
Sawa na ako sa kito. (I'm tired of sex.)
by Bicolano Henyo June 5, 2011
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