SEXIEST MAN ON EARTH. hE'S SO HOTT... HE'S MAKES ME HAVE ORGASIMS JUST BY LOOKING AT HIM! I WANT TO EAT HIM ALL UP!
cAntbEperFect08: **gets on knees and bows to kiefer** kiefer IS my god
by Emmaroo August 29, 2004
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The combination of smoking a "kiefer" bowl (smoking a weed bowl topped with kief. )and taking a shot of various alcohols in the process and the blowing out the smoke. Shooting "Kiefer Sutherlands" pays tribute to the great Jack Bauer of 24 and incompasses all the necessary ingredients to get muther fuckin crunked. Kiefer Sutherlands are done in "sets" of "3", the necessary amount to achieve a comfortable state of "crunkness"(and I have no medical proof to back that, just experience)
ENJOY THE GRAVEYARD!
I did a set of Kiefer Sutherlands last night and I got really fucked up... man I love that guy
by Dave G-bard January 27, 2006
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A blunt with kief laced in it.
Hey man, you down to smoke a Kiefer Sutherland after class?

Yeah fer sure, kiefers get me stoned as fuck.
by Jamuell Saxon September 21, 2011
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A bowl of weed packed with some amount of kief on top of it. Can range from a light sprinkling to a liberal layering of the lovely powdery substance.
Time to smoke a Kiefer Sutherland.
by kuunwoon11 September 2, 2007
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A Kiefer Sutton is when you put your penis in-betwixt a scone with clotted cream and jam. The person performing oral smacks their lips around it getting a meal whilst giving a gobble too.
Jane gave Ian a Kiefer Sutton last night, she said it was the best scone she’d ever had.
by Adzybayor January 31, 2022
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when a mans snakes the fam to steal his space/seat
yo that man took your seat, he kiefer battymon'd you
by Fifimon March 17, 2018
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