Terrible, overplayed songs sung by talentless children. Placed on an obsolete format (CD) and sold to you for $15. Trying to compete with Now that's what I call with the ridiculous number of sequels and advertised et nauseum to grandmas for the sake of giving their grandchildren terrible Christmas presents.
by ManMan36 January 12, 2016
A soccer mom’s excuse to get the kids to shut up by playing clean music because their kids can’t handle the word “beer” or because they are such brats that they don’t want to hear anything to do with alcohol, or because, well, I don’t know what mom would ever play kidz bop, except for people at my therapist office who the kids are like 9 years old and still can’t handle anything the radio throws at them.
People who are singing with Kidz Bop don’t know that their is something called a KEY: it’s what normal people sing in.
Where did they pick these kids up? A liberal alcoholic mom’s back alley party for her kid who was born because the divorced parents got drunk and got down to business, or as kidz bop would put it, had juice and danced around? I hear these horrible songs every week at therapy. Why do you think I go to therapy? Because I hear this crap. I thought therapy would HELP CLEAR THIS CRAP FROM MY HEAD, but instead lodged it back in with these videos that need to be deleted due to it turning on pedophiles and giving them wet dreams. These videos suck. Oh, and I heard they sell CD’s. GOOD FOR THEM! THEY ALREADY SOLD A WHOLE 2 COPIES WORLDWIDE TO HORNY 80 YEAR OLDS ON HEROINE.
People who are singing with Kidz Bop don’t know that their is something called a KEY: it’s what normal people sing in.
Where did they pick these kids up? A liberal alcoholic mom’s back alley party for her kid who was born because the divorced parents got drunk and got down to business, or as kidz bop would put it, had juice and danced around? I hear these horrible songs every week at therapy. Why do you think I go to therapy? Because I hear this crap. I thought therapy would HELP CLEAR THIS CRAP FROM MY HEAD, but instead lodged it back in with these videos that need to be deleted due to it turning on pedophiles and giving them wet dreams. These videos suck. Oh, and I heard they sell CD’s. GOOD FOR THEM! THEY ALREADY SOLD A WHOLE 2 COPIES WORLDWIDE TO HORNY 80 YEAR OLDS ON HEROINE.
by TheWorldShouldBeSimpler... December 26, 2019
Some freaking annoying "kids" singing crappy versions of amazing songs. Like, what the heck?! They edit the good appropriate example: instead of liquor in UF theysaid water >:( They are just annoying supid jerks!
by acur November 3, 2017
Compilation of popular songs that are song by bratty pricks who sound like they are on heroin. They take good songs, make shitty lyrics, and ruin the entire song in general. I have no idea who came up with this but they should burn in hell
by Jam00235 August 6, 2018
a group of kids who sing songs for kids to listen to. they take popular songs and rerecord them, changing the lyrics to make them appropriate. kids hate them and adults think kids love them. but, their version of cuff it by beyonce was actually not bad.
wanna listen to call me by your name?
okay sure i love lil nas x!
no... the kidz bop version, jimmy. you're 9 and can't listen to that inappropriate song.
aww.. but mommy all my friends listen to the real one!
no, jimmy.
fine then keep it silent mom!
okay sure i love lil nas x!
no... the kidz bop version, jimmy. you're 9 and can't listen to that inappropriate song.
aww.. but mommy all my friends listen to the real one!
no, jimmy.
fine then keep it silent mom!
by wordtomymotherbro March 16, 2023
by My cat might be a alien January 28, 2020
A group of stupid ass shitty voiced kids who think they are good who produce horrible versions of good songs
by LemonFoosy November 7, 2019