kidz bop

Group of kids who sound like horny 80 year olds on heroin. They "sing" too. See dumbass

Did you hear the new kidz bop CD? It sucked arse.

by deciever February 19, 2003

kidz bop

The songs on the Kidz Bop compilations are sung by a bunch of uninspired, spoon-fed little brats who butcher SOMEWHAT decent to mediocre songs (depending on which songs they decide to destroy). Their commercials consist of the kids running around laughing and dancing, while lipsynching. Wow, the perfect nightmare!

Remember when Alvin and the Chipmunks used to cover songs? Yeah, well, KIDZ BOP is worse than Alvin and his Chipmunk friends will ever be! Ashlee Simpson can sing better than these kids can!

By the time the newest Kidz Bop CD hits stores, most of the songs (by the ORIGINAL artists) are overplayed on MTV and radio. Kidz Bop needs to die. Besides, most of the time, they take songs that ALREADY suck, and add more suck factor to them, and the result is an abomination. Do the kids of today a favor by buying them a Beatles CD, or maybe a soundtrack to a Disney film, anything is better than Kidz Bop!

The Kidz Bop series are an abomination to music.

by SuperSonicX May 25, 2006

kidz bop

1.Where audio comes to die.
2. Something that will make you want to really, really jump off a building, if it's loud enough.

One shudders to imagine what inhumane thoughts lie behind those kidz bop records... Thoughts of chronic and sustained butchery.

by Thespikedballofdoom May 27, 2015

kidz bop

Songs sang by multiple children with bad voices. They turn good songs into crappy songs.

"Kidz Bop 31 sucks!"
"IKR, why have children with bad voices recreate songs?!?!"

by Gleek4EVER16 May 12, 2016

kidz bop

A crappy youtube channel that does covers on overrated songs with swear words and make them child-appropriate and also worse. Kidz Bop Karen also became a famous meme on the internet, practically just 2 memes mixed together.

"Your window's open"
"They can't hear me because they're listening to kidz bop"

by 1oids February 23, 2020

Kidz bop

A collection of kids with absolutely no vocal training at all that have a 3 note range that censor out everything. And there "music videos" are just them running around a playground.

If you don't believe me listen to their cover of we belong together by Mariah Carey

Not another Kidz Bop commercial please change it. Its horrible just to listen to it

by ac130hgunr October 1, 2015

kidz bop

Terrible, overplayed songs sung by talentless children. Placed on an obsolete format (CD) and sold to you for $15. Trying to compete with Now that's what I call with the ridiculous number of sequels and advertised et nauseum to grandmas for the sake of giving their grandchildren terrible Christmas presents.

Want the new Kidz Bop CD?
No. If I want to listen to a talentless clown, I'll listen to Billy.

by ManMan36 April 23, 2016