Karen Took My Kids Please Send Nudes

Im a male and im now single i was married to this bitch named Karen she took my 3 kids and moved to hawaii and now im living in my own garage cause im too scared to sleep in the house my dick is 3.2 inches and i like to watch furry porn please hmu if u wanna smash my name is Kevin.

Me: Karen please don't go i loved to sniff ur butt cheeks when u are asleep
Karen: Nigga u stole my beans and now im stealing the kids
Me on tinder: Karen took my kids please send nudes

by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019

Band kids

The most out-of-touch, unfunny and awkward people you can find at any high school. They frequent Reddit and constantly regurgitate old memes they hear on the website. Can also be seen in anime or video game-related events and clubs, as well as the band room.

Person 1: Who’s playing that annoying ass music?
Person 2: That’s just the band kids in the back.
*Soviet Union Anthem Earrape playing over an Android speaker*

Person 1: Turn that bullshit off.
Band kid: That’s not very wholesome of you!

by Glizzy_Goblin July 22, 2020

'no women, no kids'

The code of a professional Assassin.

Mathilda - 'Do You Clean Anyone?'

Leon - 'No Women, No Kids' 'That's the rules.'

by PatSouth January 8, 2014

Codename: Kids Next Door

A TV show about an organisation of children devoted to fighting teenage and adult tyranny with 2X4 technology weapons. One of the best old-school cartoons around because of its deep and detailed worldbuilding, extensive and well-developed characters and great plotlines. The kids live in treehouses, in 'Sectors' of about five operatives, and have assigned codenames; eg. Numbuh 1, Numbuh 2, Numbuh 3, Numbuh 4, Numbuh 5, who are the main characters in the show. They fight villains such as father, the Delightful Children From Down The Lane, Knightbrace, and Count Spankulot, as well as many others.
Though this show has been off the air for a number of years, it has maintained a fanatical following, who I am proud to be part of.

Codename: Kids Next Door
1.
John: 'Wanna watch Kids Next Door?'
Anna: 'Oh, heck yes. That show Rocks!'
Bill: 'Hey, are you watching KND? I love that show!'
2.
Numbuh 1: Kids Next Door... BATTLE STATIONS!
(as quoted many times in the series)

by Numbuh 25 December 9, 2012

Stair kids

Kids that are very weird and immature. They have a strange attraction to sets of stairs. They hang out there all the time.

Person 1: Bro who are those kids hanging out at the stairs?

Person 2: Stair kids bro

Person 1: WTF is that one doing?

Person 2: Looks like he's hanging upside down from the stair railing.

Person 1: Let's leave. These stair kids are creeping me out.

by D-R3K February 7, 2009

Pretty White Kids with Problems

Also known as PWKWP. Originally a MadTV parody of those annoying and redundant WB (CW) teen dramas. It has become a way to describe shows that center around either the Popular kid or the Underdog, has little to no diversity in it's cast, and has predictable dialog.

Aaron: Hey Jacob, did you watch the new {Quarterlife, One Tree Hill, Gossip Girl, Smallville, Friday Night Lights, The Hills, Laguna Beach, etc.}?
Jacob: Naw man, that show's too "Pretty White Kids with Problems" for my taste.

by Danny47 February 27, 2008

kids in the hall

A five-man cult comedy troupe out of Canada consisting of Dave Foley, Bruce McCulloch, Kevin McDonald, Mark McKinney and Scott Thompson. The "Kids In The Hall" television show started in 1989, lasting five acclaimed seasons and also lead to their 1996 motion picture "Brain Candy".

The troupe played many women in their sketches--very convincingly--for lack of female members, and the 4 straight members (Foley, McCulloch, McDonald and McKinney) are often mistaken for being homosexual.

Quirky and controversial, Kids In The Hall sketches are still worshipped by a large and loyal fan base.

"The Kids In The Hall are the greatest comedy troupe since Monty Python!"

by Clamolly April 20, 2006