Kidnapping

Surprise adoption

The greasy man was kidnapping a child

by Reeeeeeeeeeesix4 March 10, 2020

Cocktail Kidnapped

When you take a walk down the street, pass a friendly neighbor's house, get invited to have a beverage with them, you accept and 90 minutes later, you realize nothing got done but you have a smile on your face.

Sorry I'm late, I went for a walk and got Cocktail Kidnapped at Gary and Viv's along the way.

by Smabuda July 29, 2014

help, i've been kidnapped

What you say when you've been kidnapped, and it totally ruined your day. Like so bad you can't even be scared, and somehow you reach a telephone ti say this phrase.

Cmon man you just had to come and ruin my day. Guess I'll just call 911. Hello? Yes? Yes, help, i've been kidnapped.

by TheMustardMan47 March 28, 2019

kidnapper van

A beat-up white van, usually a Ford Econoline, and often with no side-rear windows.

I always worry about what innocent people could be tied up in the back of all the kidnapper vans I see on the highways.

by mclmal24 March 26, 2010

kidnapper

Someone who steal people and keeps them in their basement for future use. Generally ugly and lacking swag and can't get their own girls so they have to steal them.

girl 1: I'm afraid ryan might be the stalker who is going to kidnap me

girl 2: No way, he is too handsome, sexy, and has too much swag to be a kidnapper

by hppn8 December 26, 2011

Kidnapping Tissue

its a tissue dipped in alchohol that you use on someone in a street by themself right after saying "wanna taste my tissue?"

Hey i was using a kidnapping tissue to get that kiddo

by sp4cepants July 28, 2018

Kidnapper

A person that makes kids take naps

Parent: My kid isn't taking their naps
Person: You need to hire a kidnapper

by Krabban6969 August 23, 2020