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Falcon Kicking

Not to be confused with the attack used by popular Nintendo character Captain Falcon, Falcon Kicking is when a man quickly sticks his foot up another man's gluteus maximus while screaming FALCON KICK! at the top of his lungs. This usually results in the tearing of the anal tissue and bleeding but for some this turns them on even more. Right now this fetish is huge in Japan because every weird and creepy fetish is huge in Japan.
Bob: I'm gonna Falcon Kick you so hard Billy.
FALCON KICK!!!

Billy: ahhhh so good!
*massive orgasm and blood squirts*

Billy: We should do Falcon Kicking every day! Now get a mop, i'm starting to flood the floor with all the blood coming out of my butt
by admiralackbarlovesuall September 2, 2010
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Kicking a can down Union Street

When a girl is so loose, your cock doesn't touch the insides of her pussy.

Union Street - Long, steep, wide, downhill street in the centre of Aberdeen, Scotland.
"Get any poon last night then?"
"Yeah, but it was shite. Like kicking a can down Union Street"
by Mikey Boy, ken February 11, 2007
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Kicking or Sticking

A term used in street football or flag football when a team is approaching 4th down. The opposing team will usually ask if they are kicking or sticking.

It is associated with punting (kicking) and going for it on 4th (sticking to the final attempt)
Jose: It's 4th and 7. Ya'll kicking or sticking?
by EscaVi from SD March 11, 2009
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kicking a dead horse

1.Attempting to reopen a topic or subject that is already resolved 2.To waste time doing something that has already been attempted
"If you're trying to get back with Ryan, you're just kicking a dead horse. He got back together with Becky."
by Single Mingling Pringle May 11, 2014
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one legged man in an ass kicking contest

Attempting to accomplish a goal (kick ass) with some possible success only to wind up falling on your own ass. Having to try harder than the average person to reach the same success. A repeated accomplishment followed up by repeated embarrassing failures.
Melvin was a good looking guy but his halitosis made the women gag, he was about as successful with dating as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
by EmmasTatDad July 24, 2014
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kicking

a slang term referring to quitting the drug heroin cold turkey ,because of the muscle spasms that partake during heroin drawl.
man Jo's kicking heroin right now, because he is tiered of being an adict. thats why he looks like shit right now.
by fiend_pdx_123 March 15, 2011
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venezuelan ass kicking

usually involves rapidly traveling lead
you mess with a Venezuelan you just might get venezuelan ass kicking
by daddy354465 March 9, 2009
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