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Keyboard Smoothie

Adj.

First defined by Adam Young
A "Keyboard Smoothie" is an ambient, easy going, and graceful piece of music played completely on a synthesizer with the occasional grand piano in the mix.
Hey, have you heard this Keyboard Smoothie by Port Blue?
by Rychotech November 4, 2011
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Keyboard Activist

People who instead of doing something (proactive) about what they perceive to be an issue, whine posting passive-agressive shit and long boring texts with faulty logic all over the internet.
They usually live with their mother seeking the affection of the only being that likes them.

In academia they usually are the one annoying nerd that nobody likes who usually whines in the uni's subreddit about most professors not being strict enough.
- Did you read the last rant from our favourite overgrown fetus?
- No what was it about?
- He's just unhappy that everyone got an extention to the semester project without a grade reduction.
- What a guy, he should mind his own bussiness, no wonder why his girlfriend is still attached to his body.
Hasn't he learned yet to do shit instead of practising that keyboard activist crap?
by signedupjusttopostthis November 14, 2014
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gamer's keyboard

a keyboard that has some or all of the letters missing due to heavy gaming. the most commonly worn-away letters are w,a,s and d since they are the default keys for movement. r (reload), too, is often missing.
you will find that your gamer's keyboard soon loses its 'f' key after a few nights of doom3 in the dark.
by darkslyde July 6, 2007
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Keyboard Gangsta

Someone who on an instant messaging service will mess with you and act all tough but in real life, he is a shy little boy who doesnt want to fight with anyone
Luke:John was dissin' me on MSN two nights ago but last night he didnt say a word to me.

Grant:Yeah. What a keyboard gangsta.
by Luke Sweeney June 22, 2006
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Keyboard

the thing i used to type this definition.
You're so bored you went on Urban Dictionary to look up keyboard.
by Not A. Jew March 31, 2009
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keyboard clit

The small joystick/pointing stick available as a mouse/trackpad alternative pointing device on many laptop computers.
Using the keyboard clit, I quickly dragged the pointer to the close box.
by dalekoprovidek April 10, 2012
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Chair to keyboard interface error

1. Cryptic means of telling a person they don't know how to use their computer.

2. Computer problems caused by not knowing basic computer functions.
Calling Tech Support over an obvious computer solution such as an unplugged monitor not turning on.

"That's a simple Chair to keyboard interface error, sir. Just plug that mouse in and you're golden."
by Insubious December 9, 2008
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