To do a Sam Kelling is to act completely ridiculous while somehow being suave. One who pulls a real Sam Kelling radiates AWSOMENESS and SEX APPEAL from every cell of their body at the moment of the said Sam Kelling.
you: wow dude i cant believe you just did a model while jumping off mount everest and making fart noises with your knees!
dude: I know man i pulled a real Sam Kelling
dude: I know man i pulled a real Sam Kelling
by yoboochi April 29, 2009
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A name, most likely of European origin from the medieval times. Most commonly used as a surname, but also used as a middle name and even first name. Other variations of this name vary.
by Nibblitizers March 15, 2016
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1. A Male recieves Fellatio (blow job) and he Ejaculates into the females mouth but an Important thing to do here is to make sure that the Participant of this Kettling session DOES NOT spit OR swallow.
2.The male should then LIGHTLY lube up his penis so there is a good amount of friction.
3.Take the participating Kettlee and ram (from behind) penis as hard and as far up the anus as possible.
4.With the semen still in the Kettlee's mouth, The force of the sudden and abrupt penetration should shoot out from the mouth which should be funnel shaped at this point in time, making a whistling/moaning sound which is very remeniscent of a kettle about to boil.
1. A Male recieves Fellatio (blow job) and he Ejaculates into the females mouth but an Important thing to do here is to make sure that the Participant of this Kettling session DOES NOT spit OR swallow.
2.The male should then LIGHTLY lube up his penis so there is a good amount of friction.
3.Take the participating Kettlee and ram (from behind) penis as hard and as far up the anus as possible.
4.With the semen still in the Kettlee's mouth, The force of the sudden and abrupt penetration should shoot out from the mouth which should be funnel shaped at this point in time, making a whistling/moaning sound which is very remeniscent of a kettle about to boil.
Man my band mates sound like A freshly kettled woman.
Cindy is a dirty Ho, She's probably love to join in the Art of Kettling with me.
Cindy is a dirty Ho, She's probably love to join in the Art of Kettling with me.
by Professor Wow December 10, 2008
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GAVIN: "Well maybe theres new kettles since I was kettling."
JEREMY: "By the way, kettling's a verb now"
GAVIN: "Well maybe theres new kettles since I was kettling."
JEREMY: "By the way, kettling's a verb now"
by Sky-Way July 27, 2017
Get the Kettling mug.To wheeze uncontrollably when you laugh or to possess a laugh that is a wheeze or sounds like a steam kettle
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