The inevitabely large amount of still edible popcorn that ends up in/ around your lap, crotch and surrounding area(s). Usually happens while watching a movie or TV and You are far too consumed with what is happening on-screen to notice what's falling out of your hands and/ or suckhole.
Is usually eaten when found, but is sometimes discarded on the floor with the candy wrappers.
Is usually eaten when found, but is sometimes discarded on the floor with the candy wrappers.
1: Scott should pay attention to his food a little better, he's gonna have a mountain of crotch kernels to clean up.
2a: Dude, you just ate crotch kernels!
2b: So? They're mine!
2a: Dude, you just ate crotch kernels!
2b: So? They're mine!
by Dan "The Brucey" Murray March 26, 2012
The shit thats left in your teeth after you eat some pop corn. Usually resulting with your finger fighting to get them out of your mouth. If you have braces it blows even more and will occasionally ruin your night.
Tom: Hey Jeremy what are you doing?!
Jeremy: I'm trying to get this fucking killer kernel out of my mouth!
Jeremy: I'm trying to get this fucking killer kernel out of my mouth!
by Get swole guy July 12, 2011
1) A piece of unidentified material found inside a vagina
2) An insult used toward close friends and against arch nemeses
2) An insult used toward close friends and against arch nemeses
by greyhound_2010 August 26, 2010
The emotional distress and sticker shock experienced when purchasing popcorn, especially at movie theaters.
While purchasing a medium tub of popcorn at his local movie theater, Bart was so surprised at the $7.00 price tag that he had a total kernel panic.
by Nicholas Arnold July 14, 2008
by Biggiesmallsmom October 18, 2018
by kaptain kernel February 15, 2016
As she was about to toss my salad, she said no way, because of the TP kernels in the way
If you see someone itching their ass, say "TP Kernels?"
If you see someone itching their ass, say "TP Kernels?"
by gsxmaer August 24, 2010