Kerplnunkin

To receive oral sex on a toilet, while defecating.

With a Kerplnunkin you feel relieved twice.

by s6897 September 22, 2006

Kerspunkin

A slang word for ejaculating in a woman.

"Ooops, I just Kerspunkind, You're on the pill right?"

by hatedirtydancing December 25, 2009

Kerplunk

a game about pieces of shit dropping i toilets (actually about marbles dropping in pocket thingies)

let's play kerplunk!!!!!!!

by matt January 17, 2004

kerplunkers

Items used to hit people with

You fucked up mother fuckers
suck it up fucking punkers
I'll fuck you up with my kerplunkers!

song by this metal band i heard in a bar

by man from china June 5, 2009

kerplunk

its another way of saying youre going to kill yourself. very helpful for roblox’s censored chat.

Im gonna kerplunk myself

by shitheadbarney March 2, 2021

kerplunk

When five men have intercourse with five seperate partners, or perform dual penetration on a shared set of partners with one "odd man out", using one shared latex rubber glove as a prophylactic. The term is derived from the Mattel brand game, Kerplunk, which also involves many rods crossing, and balls dropping.

This weekend, Tom, Dick, Harry, Barry and I kerplunked with Susie, Mary, Annie, Liz, and Frank

by Idle July 29, 2008

raspberry kerplunk

Receiving fellatio while taking a shit and drinking a Raspberry Snapple Iced Tea (made from the best stuff on earth TM).

Arpy was stressed out after a hard day at the lab, so Ben gave him a raspberry kerplunk... What a pal!

by backer January 1, 2009