kerplunk

its another way of saying youre going to kill yourself. very helpful for roblox’s censored chat.

Im gonna kerplunk myself

by shitheadbarney March 2, 2021

kerplunk

When five men have intercourse with five seperate partners, or perform dual penetration on a shared set of partners with one "odd man out", using one shared latex rubber glove as a prophylactic. The term is derived from the Mattel brand game, Kerplunk, which also involves many rods crossing, and balls dropping.

This weekend, Tom, Dick, Harry, Barry and I kerplunked with Susie, Mary, Annie, Liz, and Frank

by Idle July 29, 2008

raspberry kerplunk

Receiving fellatio while taking a shit and drinking a Raspberry Snapple Iced Tea (made from the best stuff on earth TM).

Arpy was stressed out after a hard day at the lab, so Ben gave him a raspberry kerplunk... What a pal!

by backer January 1, 2009

Kerplunk

For a girl to have so much meat injected in her she resembles the old classic game Kerplunk.

Jesus! I didn't think it possible to fit 3 in there! She's well Kerplunk.

by Dazma October 25, 2004

Kerplumpkin

The act of introducing a rotten egg, a scrambled egg, a old priest-egg, and a young priest-egg into a man's fully (or non fully) dialated rectum and using the mixture to cook hamburger meat within his black cherry.

Ya either get busy talking, or ya get busy kerplumpkin

by Wet Stanley March 4, 2011

kerplunk

The great sound that you hear when playing Beer-Die and the die goes into the cup

Kerplunk Bitch, that will be my fucking hat trick

by Dance Machine May 24, 2005

Kerplunkity

a word created during a game of DnD to describes messed up situations

This whole fight went kerplunkity

by xNerdProx August 16, 2016