kernersville

Kernersville is where all the Mexicans go after leaving Mexico

-You live in Kernersville...How many kids do you have ma'am?
-I have Pedro, Felix, Humberto, Roberto, Carlos, Jorge, Carlos jr., Mario, Felipe, Manuel, Halfrida, and Nada.

by Imperial Dragon September 7, 2006

keener

a person who is obsessed with school work. doesnt have much of a social life.

she is such a keener. all she does is work.

by ull never know September 2, 2005

kernersville

Also known as K-ville, K*Vegas, or Bumfuck, U.S.A., Kernersville provides the perfect setting for you to feel isolated yet claustrophobic at the same time…ultimately leading to a higher rate of suicide in teens than most small towns. Home to such bands as Beloved and Down On Luck, Kernersville has a surprising amount of musical talent within its limits. Other than that Kernersville has been described as the black hole of the universe. Being as it is thirty minutes away from civilization in three directions, I like to think of Kernersville as being the center of the new Bermuda Triangle. You go in…you don’t come back out. If you don’t get out when it’s time for you to go to college, you will never leave and thus you will doom yourself to a life of boring mediocrity as well as increase the number of people in the city who are related to each other. Remember, don’t talk bad about Billy-Bob Jr. because he’s cousins with half the town. And yes it’s true, the only thing to do at night is race shopping carts in the Wal-Mart parking lot then try to outrun the little security guard when they come up and tell you to stop. On top of everything else, the saddest statement about Kernersville is this. Whenever newcomers visit our town we show them three things: (1) Korner’s Folly, the big dilapidated building the town’s founders lived in; (2) The new stoplight intersection, months of backed up traffic just so a light could turn red and make getting to school or work even harder on that two stoplight street; and (3) the new Sheetz gas station, because a town with something that big and shiny must be something special!

When asked about my hometown the conversation normally goes as follows:
Sally: “So where are you from?”
Me: “Well Sally, I’m from Kernersville.”
Sally: “Where?”
Me: “Exactly.”

by OcptnMYcptn19 October 12, 2005

Keener

Keener is a Canadian slang term used to describe someone who is overly eager to learn and prove themselves. Can sometimes be considered to describe a suck up too. Simply words are nerd, geek, smartypants, etc. The only difference is that there is less emphasis on social standing and natural ability. Also, the word puts more emphasis on enthusiasm, willingness, and over all attitude.

A: Cindy is such a keener, she raised her hand for every question in Mr. Willison's class.

B: I know, she gets an A on every single test, and she freaks out when she doesn't.

by faestar June 10, 2010

Kennery

Name given to a clan of obnoxiously loud, Irish people. A Kennery is usually very good at card games, and they are world renowned for being excellent at mixing drinks. Each member of a Kennery clan is unique in thier own way, but all are equally beautiful and intelligent.

Person 1: Did you hear Mr. and Mrs. Kennery are having a kid?
Person 2: Yeah, I read it in Time Magazine, it was the cover story. They're naming the hospital it's born in after the family.
Person 1: Really? But why?
Person 2: (Chuckles) You obviously have never met a Kennery.

by kennery01 June 28, 2010

Kenergy

The opposite of BDE (Big Dick Energy). While BDE means confidence without cockiness, Kenergy means confidence without cock. Much like a Ken doll.

Wow, that bodybuilder that goes to a party in a suit jacket without a shirt sure thinks he has BDE, but actually has some serious Kenergy.

by Fuckingfarm November 24, 2022

kepper

Alteration of the word keeper. If someone is a kepper, you want to hold on to them and date them as long as possible.

"Dude, your new girlfriend is such a kepper."

by Cabarette April 30, 2008