sir ken

A name given to a really dark skined person. The name is a hybrid of ken boon, which is rhyming slang for coon. The word 'Sir' is usually given to someone for outstanding efforts in their chosen field, however this is ironically funny, since a person has little influence over their skin colour. Basically a racist term derived from a group of people aptly named 'The Bang Bros Crew'

'man, u see that guy go past, he was a sir ken!'

by David Mankel August 7, 2007

Slacker Ken

When someone who is perceived to be attractive gets away with doing little or no work at the office because of his appearance. See also Slacker Barbie.

I've been requesting forms from Slacker Ken, but he's too busy doing nothing to respond.

by stagename October 7, 2011

Sex Kaio-Ken

Technique used by men during sexual climax to increase their fuck power level ten fold. The increased power is only temporary, however, as the technique drains the user of all remaining fuck ki. Most commonly used as "finisher." This surprise technique leaves women with feelings of excitement, surprise, disappointment, and increased horniness.

1. "Oh my God, Joey went Sex Kaio-Ken last night during sex and I was in Heaven for like 8 seconds."

2. "Sex Kaaaaaaiooooo-Keeeeeen!!!"

3. - "Baby, I think it's time for my Sex Kaio-Ken..."

- "Not yet, baby, I'm not done having sex."

by mbarfiel February 10, 2010

Shimane Ken

1. Means "Shimane Prefecture" in Japanese.

2. noun, (un)countable
Rejected "hero" of Japanese society, trying too hard bashing Koreans while shitting on the image of true Japanese's identity. While this name seems to sound like a superhero to anti-Koreans, the real Japanese has no hatred against Koreans nor had grudge against them. In fact, this "superhero" has never been to Japan, and is suspected of being Wapanese.
See Abajian.

from example 2.

From Shimane Ken:
noun, uncountable
also Korean Ice
an illegal drug, usually in the form of a white powder, that is taken illegally for pleasure or used in some medical situations to reduce pain caused by rabies and Korean encephalitis
Now is the time to wipe out Korea from the earth!

Normal Japanese: Fuck you! We don't actually hate Koreans and you are just shitting on our image! Screw this ignorant faggot!

by HateMainstreamMusic June 16, 2008

Sad Ken

A horse tipped to win the 3:30 at Chepstow despite odds off 100-1, who was sadly shot along with his jockey for running the wrong way. Can also refer to your mate who is a sad, desperate, lonely old git.

Sad Ken, 3:30 at Chepstow, dead cert.

by Cydermaster September 20, 2021

hokuto shin-ken

v. Originating partly from ken and partly from a fictional martial art called Hokuto Shinken, featured in the anime series "Fist Of The North Star".

1. An incredibly vile smelling liquid ken that leaves the anus with massive explosive force, almost filling the toilet bowl with excrement as well as coating the sides. The force of a hokuto shin-ken is sometimes sufficient to propel the excreter several inches into the air.

2. Considered to be more severe than a holocaust ken, in fact the most extreme form of ken

Shitting in Mr T's bin would have been bad enough but I did a hokuto shin-ken which not only meant that I had to wipe my arse up his front door, but the smell also killed his geraniums.

by Robert D Sykes April 26, 2005

sorry ken

getting absolutely railed or pwned in the ass.

"Bro i just got insulted so bad" ... "lol sorry ken"

"Bro i just got insulted so bad" ... "lol sorry ken"

by joliemontlick October 9, 2019