Kept

a man or woman who obtains a higher means of living through other people, usually the opposite sex, in return for as little as companionship but often sex, a relationship, or marriage.

they knew she was KEPT because despite not having a job or a direction in life, she had all the luxuries as a result of her sugar-daddy.

by Kmkramer November 3, 2006

Kempinho

The Melburnian and Australian footballing god that is Sir Matthew Kemp.

Last night, Kempinho played brilliantly as usual.

by ninetyone9191919191 June 2, 2010

Kemp-wasted

The act of getting so drunk you pass out in the bathroom resting on your boobs before 10pm.

Forget about white-girl wasted, I wanna get kemp-wasted!

by Rw4747 December 31, 2013

Eddie Kemp

Amazingly hot lead singer of Australian band Because They Can

p1: "who's that stud with the amazing voice?"

p2: "oh, thats eddie kemp"

by becausebreecan July 25, 2011

kempo

A form of martial arts devoted to killing people.

"Don't mess with that nigga he knows kempo!"
"Shiiiiit sawn I get mah black ass murked by im"

by Blacky McBlackguy May 21, 2008

Kemper

A manly man who could easily kick your ass and treats his girlfriend right.

Man don't mess with him he's a kemper.

by BooBeau January 15, 2009

Kempalicious

The word Kempalicious can be used to describe an extremely attractive individual who sets the standard for others by being completely and undeniably amazing in every way possible. He is a man of unparalleled sexiness, hung like a donkey, and a god in the sack.

Person 1: Wow, did you see that guy? He was beyond sexy!

Person 2: Yeah, he was Kempalicious for sure!

by ninja567 August 2, 2011