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Keester Sutherland

The act of kicking someone in the groin area, spitting on them and then taking a big hearty dump on their chest.
Brandy wanted to spice things up a bit in the bedroom. So she grabbed Richard and gave him a Keester Sutherland on the floor.
by Toaster66 April 28, 2006
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keester it

1. To stick something up your to hide it. (Especially in a hurry)

2. When you have to much of something, its a suggestion to get rid of it
1. Prisoner #1-Hide that shit fast!

Prisoner #2-Nigga how?

Prisoner #1-Just keester it!

Prisoner #2-...Fuck

2. Person #1-Damn, we got to much _______ (fill in the blank with anything you want)

Person #2- Just keester it bitch
by keestermaster February 9, 2010
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keebler

A white person;

From keebler the elf.
According to the well known cereal advertisement there are no non-white keebler, hence the name;
"Shit Tyrone, damn keebler is trippin'!"
by nn nn nibler August 11, 2003
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Kessler

The act of using excessive amounts of effects in photoshop when editing photos.
i.e. At least 80% of the picture is obscured by after-effects.
He totally Kesslered that picture.

He pulled a Kessler on that one!

You're Kesslering that picture, man.
by mrgoofball November 10, 2012
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Kesler

Coming from the root word "kesl" meaning copper, and the suffix "er" for one who is/does. Simply "copper worker".

Today more or less means someone who does things logically.
"Dumbass! that's what you get for not using the Kesler method.
by Blarmitskerpoo June 28, 2008
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Keeler

A nice, kind family who raise there children really well...Can be over protective sometimes, but also let there kids make there own choices and risks, they are positive about anything that there kids do, and they are always there to support everyone, they have the kindest hearts ever!!!! They hell threw the bad times, and cheer you on threw the good times;)

It's good to be apart of the "Keeler" family❤️
Have you ever hered of the Keeler family??
Yes, I have!!
There so nice!!!!!👍
by _FromTeaxas July 19, 2016
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keester pack

Prison or Customs smuggling term.

A small package of contraband inserted into the Anus or rectum to avoid detection. Usually drugs in a small balloon, condom or plastic bag.
The dude smuggled in 3 grams of tar in a keester pack.
by Kuerno May 23, 2008
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