I Keeps!

Definition
I Keeps -- short for I keep it real

Backround/History

Ever since that fateful Dave Chappelle Episode this word has highly overused by white people everywhere

Guy1: Get outta my grill man! This ain't no barbecue! You ain't no Hamburger!

Guy2: What?!?!? Boy I KEEPS! (punches Guy1)

by obi April 26, 2005

Jay keeps

A hybrid director brought in to clean up another's mess

Omg they brought in a Jay keeps

by Jay keeps September 1, 2023

Do you know where Thanos keeps his rocks?

The phrase a tweaker says when they're looking for some tweak on the street but want to be incognito about it.

Pino was looking for some meth when he started scream "DO YOU KNOW WHERE THANOS KEEPS HIS ROCKS?!"

by slippy & farrett March 21, 2019

dick that keeps on dicking

a dick that will no matter what keep on dicking the object until its dicked down

Hannah was really happy because she got the dick that keeps on dicking

by those fucking stoners March 20, 2010

i play for keeps

When playing a game of marbles, you keep the marbles that you win from the other person.

Bob: Want to play marbles?
Clide: All right dude... but i play for keeps.

by Crai2g December 14, 2008

o the world just keeps on spinnin

Known throughout the world as a dance or jig similar to that in the Charlie Brown cartoons. Performed by shuffling your feet back and forth while analyzing the ground (world). Can also be modified by spinning a basketball on the tip of your finger - resembling the world spinning on its axis.

I was making a supreme pizza at work and two fellas came in and instead of ordering proceeded to do the "o the world just keeps on spinnin".

by Vik Micheals May 26, 2006

gift that keeps on giving

syphilis, AIDS, gonorrhea, chancroid, chlamydia, hepatitiis, herpes, HIV, HPV, gonorrhea, any disease transmitted by sexual activities (STD). you get it from someone and you can give as many as you want.

you: oh man i gave my GF Gonorrhea
me: the gift that keeps on giving to your next partner

by whhatup69 November 11, 2013