KALEO

An egregious fellow who is always nonplussed.

He's a real Kaleo!

by Revengeadaseth October 9, 2016

kealoj

-they way you react to a strange call.

-the randomest word you can find yet

-dude that was some kealoj face!!!

by haggster December 31, 2010

Kealohaolani

"Kealohaolani" means "my love from heaven" in Hawaiian. Usually a name given to girls, but it can be given to boys. If it is a name, it would most likely be shortened to "Kealoha" (my love) or "Lani" (Heaven). It is said as Kay-Ah-Low-Ha-Oh-Lah-Nee.

She is my Kealohaolani
Her name is Kealohaolani, but I call her Kealoha.
Her name is Kealohaolani, but I call her Lani.

by Skylar_Says_She_Loves_You April 1, 2011

kaleoholic

Kaleoholic is a person who has developed a disorder characterized by the dependence on the vegetable kale, repeated excessive use of kale and/or constantly discussing kale.

Sandra had three kale smoothies and a kale salad today. I am afraid she might be a kaleoholic.

by Mark Jenney December 22, 2015

Kealon

An absolute unit of a man who pulls all the girls

Anyone in the presence of a Kealon are lucky

Look it’s a kealon
Oh my, He’s so hot

by @/&:£3 March 14, 2023

kealeb

Very kind and always listens to what I have to say but messes with me a lot smh 🤦 ♀️ also he looks like the onceler and doesn’t cover his mouth when he coughs

“Cover your mouth you’re being a kealeb”

“Is the onceler or kealeb?”

by Nefeli to ellie May 24, 2023

dirty kaleo

This a sexual act in which ur partner bends over un half and proceeds to suck in your entire genitalia. After this, you flick them back up still the balls in the mouth and usually will cause the man to ejaculate instantly getting it all over the women's face. She then finally gets the balls out if her mouth and starts going ham on another dude who was watching the whole time.

Dude, why are ur balls swolen.
Sorry bro my girl gave me the Dirty Kaleo

by EVOID Avater January 27, 2022