Self - Assification

To make an ass out of yourself to get out of a horrible situation.

The quickest way to pull off a self-assification? Making an ass of yourself. Faking a massive bowel movement.

"After being asked to clean the yard, I did some self - assification by telling them I had explosive diarrhea."

"I had to work my self - assification to get out of cleaning the toilet yesterday"

by tomgreene March 4, 2010

yassification

The process of going from average/ugly to drop dead gorgeous or just much better looking than before. Yassification can be done through intense editing or makeup. Fictional characters having a drastic physical changes and becoming more conventionally attractive because of the ploy is also another form of yassification.

An example that best describes a yassification is the Nanny Mcphee movies. In the beginning of the film, Nanny Mcphee is seen as mean and rude and the children she looks over despise her. She has a huge ugly nose, a big wart on the corner of her chin and a huge front tooth in her mouth. As she helps the children become better people, her ugly traits begin to disappear one by one. That’s the yassification process. By the end of the movie, Nanny Mcphee’s ugly traits all disappear and she becomes a beautiful slender woman with no ugly features. The yassification process has then been completed and she is now yassified.

by loonatheworld November 23, 2021

yassification

the process of yassifying something

"omg sarah is wearing the cutest top ever!! yassifcation who??!" in this sentence the person explained how sarah wore a cute top, therefore meaning she completed the yassification process

by shatha💪🏼💪🏼 January 27, 2022

yassification

to make yas; the art of yassifying

priya really yassified the phrase “yas queen” #yassification

by daddywhubz March 6, 2022

Koosification

to enlarge beyond bounds or the truth : overstatement of the truth.

Don't believe everything he tells you, as he's rather prone to koosification.

by Vxnrh December 31, 2022

Yassify/Yassification

Baddie Syndrome can be spread from genetics or from other people.
Its symptoms are:

Change in appearance

Change of attitude
Likes to say the phrases purr, slay, and period

Yassify/Yassification means to make someone look more botched or more attractive.

by Nicki lover June 3, 2022

De-yassification

Having something appear to be significantly worse, less gay, and less girlboss than its similar or comparable predecessor.

Riley went through de-yassification and now likes Drake more than Azealia Banks.

by Rahr December 30, 2024