Kasper Sandøy

A guy with a massive shlong. It weights about 17 tonns. he is very fast, altough his penis is 17 tonns. he uses the so called "sprettert paradox or sprettert effeckt" to make himself "sprint" very fast.

Guy 1: Woah! that guys penis is massive!
Guy 2: it must be Kasper Sandøy .

by Cal_The_Dragon March 17, 2021

kaspers dick

Oh. My. God. I've never seen something more huge, holy fucking priestly shit. Kasper's dick is the most massive thing in the entire fucking UNIVERSE. It beats Kenny's dick, Marcus' dick, and even Bri's dick.

Ever seen kaspers dick?

YEAH THAT THING THAT FILLS THE UNIVERSE?

by sexyguy12443332 January 2, 2021

Flying Kasper

It is when person called Kasper can fly around , usally he dont have any legs.

Yo dude, you wana fly to New York on a Flying Kasper

by KasperTheFlyingMan May 9, 2019

Kasper

A real G. Most people named Kasper are straight up and not a square, you can usually count on a Kasper for backup in a fight. Kasper also has a very emotional side and is the best to have a deep conversation with or just help you in general.

Why he is just an all-around good person, I bet his name is “Kasper”

by JohnsonInMyPants August 13, 2023

Kasper

A man who is very strong and get's all the women.

Yo dude, that's Kasper. He's so handsome!

by amanwithfewwords November 21, 2021

Ole Kasper

A cute guy with a huge dick, and he hets more pussy then your dad. He shows much love to his girlfriend, he is cool, never dich someone.

*hey you know Ole kasper*
*yeah he is so cute*

by Ole kasper October 9, 2018

Kasper Lange

A tall, fragile being known for his ridiculous way of looking and acting. He is known for his repetitive use of the exact same sentences, such as: "Ha ha ha", "You be so funny" and a few more, just as shitty. A Kasper typically lookes like a mix of a lighthouse and a monkey. He probably lives in a cardboardbox, while using the internet of a nearby school, since he doesn't have acces to his own.

"Wow, Kasper Lange sure is fucking ugly."

by GayNoob March 23, 2017