A guy with a massive shlong. It weights about 17 tonns. he is very fast, altough his penis is 17 tonns. he uses the so called "sprettert paradox or sprettert effeckt" to make himself "sprint" very fast.
by Cal_The_Dragon March 17, 2021
Oh. My. God. I've never seen something more huge, holy fucking priestly shit. Kasper's dick is the most massive thing in the entire fucking UNIVERSE. It beats Kenny's dick, Marcus' dick, and even Bri's dick.
by sexyguy12443332 January 02, 2021
by KasperTheFlyingMan May 09, 2019
The name 'Kasper' or 'Casper' originates from American Pie, as he has sex with the hot girls, and parties hard and all that.
He's god.
"What do you think of Jessica Alba?"
"DUDE! She's so hot, but only a Kasper
He's god.
"What do you think of Jessica Alba?"
"DUDE! She's so hot, but only a Kasper
Kasper Loks
by Benzie77 April 11, 2019
halts maul Kasper
by halts maul kasper November 22, 2021
Kasper is typically a woman like dude who eats Pussy for supper. And in almost scenario Kasper is Scandinavian and has bitch ass friends.
Kasper’s main dude Sander dont want to be with him anymore because he is obsessed with girls and thinks it is hoes before bros. And jonas dont have time for him couse he need to sleep.
And that’s why Kasper’s usually dont have any freinds.
FUCK YOU ALL
Kasper’s main dude Sander dont want to be with him anymore because he is obsessed with girls and thinks it is hoes before bros. And jonas dont have time for him couse he need to sleep.
And that’s why Kasper’s usually dont have any freinds.
FUCK YOU ALL
Fuck you im Kasper i can do whatever i want!
Oh shit, you have a cunt. I can say that cause I’m Kasper
If you fuck with Gabriella I’m gonna call my dad
I’m king and you ar gonna do as I say because I’m Kasper
Oh shit, you have a cunt. I can say that cause I’m Kasper
If you fuck with Gabriella I’m gonna call my dad
I’m king and you ar gonna do as I say because I’m Kasper
by Pussymasterurhoebitchass May 07, 2019
A real G. Most people named Kasper are straight up and not a square, you can usually count on a Kasper for backup in a fight. Kasper also has a very emotional side and is the best to have a deep conversation with or just help you in general.
by JohnsonInMyPants August 13, 2023