Kaptivated

Used to describe a person who is attracted or in other cases fallen in love with Kosy Kaptive aka “Kosiso”

Seems like you’ve been Kaptivated

by Maestro26 November 13, 2020

Kawiti

Is a tough cunt
Can well and truly sink piss without question

Acts hard but is soft inside

Don’t be annoying or he’ll knock yah one

Will kill if fucked with his

Kawiti is a loose unit watch out.
Kawiti can sink piss especially Cody’s and red label

by Kdogg123 November 21, 2021

Christopher Kalitin

Tesla hat
Pants (always :( )
toes
Source of life is Elon Musk
Probably wants to marry elon musk and have tesla/human hybrid children and then seel them

Person 1: Hi Chris
Christopher Kalitin: 08Y083Y4083408TOU3Y0T348YT983Y948YELONISMYTRUELOVE85HIU5UHG5
Person 1: :confused:

by iclpmotspmots March 2, 2022

Kaitin

A girl, most likely American, that is great to be around with. It's hard to find her a boyfriend but you can most likely find him in Germany.

Friend: girl I think you'll never find someone here in the US, you should go to Germany

Kaitin: thanks for this advice friend!

by Lukeheckyeaskywalker September 12, 2017

kaputin

Basically a sweetheart and a amazing person, is good company and has all the girls attention but though this may be true he is still loyal and loves his girl. Kaputin is an all round great person and is very dependable, honest, trustworthy and is integral. Kaputin is Handsome, loving, caring, wise, strong and by far the best lover.

oh my gosh kaputin is just so amazing

by michelinevix December 2, 2021

Kapitan Bomba

Kapitan Bomba it's a polish educational show which was made with an intention for people, who wants to visit or live in Poland to learn about the country and its language. It's structurally divided, first episodes being shorter and use more common words, so the learner learns the most common polish words, like kurwa, chuj, <prefix>-pierdalać, pizda, piedolona ciota, ... The episodes gradualy get longer, with most common words filtered out, so the user can use the knowledge gotten from first episodes to fill the missing words. The universe of Kapitan Bomba resembles Poland very much, like most of beings are gay, like (smell) shit and are obsessed with asses. This could prove very useful to a traveller to Poland, to be more careful, as you can quickly find yourself having stuck something in your ass. The show features also some inside show, called Kapitan Dupa, which exposes the poor conditions in polish army.

Kapitan Bomba is produced by GIT Produkcja (known by having most gay staff), led by Bartosz "Pedał" Walaszek.

Niski żołnierz: Kurwa, panie kapitanie, jak wylądujemy na słonce, to się spalimy!
Kapitan Bomba: Masz me za idiote? Wylądujemy w nocy!

Kapitan Bomba: Nie zginiesz od karabina. Rozpierdolę cię granatem.
Kosmita: He, he, w dupie mam twój granat!
Kapitan Bomba: Zgadza się.

Niski żołnierz: O kurwa, co to?
Kapitan Bomba: To pierdolone chujew! Napierdalać, komu życie miłe!

Kapitan Bomba: Dobra. Teraz trochę teorii: żeby mieć pewność, że nie spudłujemy, lufę karabina wpychamy kosmicie w dupę i nacis...
Chorąży Torpeda: Ech, Bomba, Bomba. Wpychamy w dupę. To, że ty jesteś ciotą, nie znaczy, że musisz uczyć pedalstwa swoich żołnierzy.

Chudy żołnierz: Kurwa! On żyje!!
Kapitan Bomba: Przypierdolcie z granata!!
Chudy żołnierz: O kurwa! Panie Kapitan

by Janshevik March 25, 2010

Kaitie

Kaitie
an awesome person who obviously can't spell or her name would be 'katie'. she is soooo much cooler than 'katherine' because her name is 'kaitlin' and she likes butterflies and hates sporks. she obsesses over hating sporks. they can all break and burn!!!!

She is a freak, her name must be kaitie

by Nero the Great June 2, 2008