Kane

Just a fucking egg in the fridge chilling by some yogurts and brussel sprouts

Chavvy mum-“What you want for dinna love?”
Chavvy boy-“Ham, kane and cheps”
Chavvy girl-“Boiled kane on toast”

by nameofeggs August 20, 2019

Kane

Kane is a dumb gaming idiot who doesn't know how to play games and uses cheats. He thinks he's big but really he's nothing without his green bottle. I think he is psychotic.

Kane is a mad lad

by uNKOWN MAN May 16, 2019

kaned

Originated about ma school.Used when a person uses superior verbal wit to stop someone 'dissin' them. Used afterwards by a third party

Oh my god, u got kaned!!! Go 'ome!!!

by Jay January 11, 2005

Kane

A really great citizen. Often smells good.

Kane is a really great citizen. Have you smelled him?

by Kane Levi March 30, 2009

kanes

A Texan with a questionable sordid past who uses the internet to prey on anything female until one shows interest. Then he tricks her into falling for him, and travels to see her. He will proceed to drug her and marry her.

"Dude, that guy with the really greasy hair and creepy face? The one that looks like a rapist? Yeah he met his wife off the net, yo! He's a real Kanes!"

by Horatio McDougall May 2, 2005

kane

Currently a big ugly guy who got his freak on with lita and is now about to get a baby

oh my god kane put your mask back on!!!!!!

by RET September 21, 2004

Kaned

Kaned is when another man or woman or even child is brutally teabagged by another person. Kaned can also be used as a phrase to describe a bad doing on someone. The original meaning came from Oisin kane when he was brutally teabagged many times in front of a audience at a house party in a outer suburban housing estate in Ireland.

You just got kaned. Lad I kaned him so bad.

by Kaned up June 27, 2022