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Kamikaze Pearl Harbor 

When a Japanese guy lives on a higher floor in an apartment building than an American girl and they're both on their balconies. He starts masturbating on his balcony, then jumps off right before he comes, faces the building, and jizzes right when he passes her floor, giving her a surprise pearl necklace as he falls to his death.
KAMIKAZE PEARL HARBORRRrrrrr!
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Kamikaze Watermelon 

A self-propelled watermelon from the Demented Cartoon Movie that appears with fanfare and zooms along until it splatters against a surface.
Dadadada-dadaaaaa! Wheeeeeee! *splat*
Kamikaze Watermelon by Korora February 17, 2005

kamikaze masturbate 

A game where you call your parents and start masturbating, the catch is that you have to finish before they arrive
Yesterday I played kamikaze masturbate but I lost
kamikaze masturbate by MasterBaiter December 14, 2014

kamikaze bag

It's an eight ball mixed with half cocaine and half crushed meth
Bro, wtf is up with Jimmy's mouth? Why is it sideways? Bruh...he's been doing line after line out of his kamikaze bag! He's on a suicide mission!
kamikaze bag by Loso_007 July 23, 2015

Kamikaze Tactic 

To insult one-other while insulting yourself to the same extent.
Dustin: Did you hear what Shayne said in 1st Period?"
Anthony: No, what?"
Dustin: Well, Justin was acting ghey so Shayne yelled "Get your dick out of my mouth!"
Anthony: He's a pro at Kamikaze Tactics.
Kamikaze Tactic by EmersonH September 20, 2009

Frumpy-Load Kamikaze 

While paragliding and performing sexual acts, you release yourselves from the harness, timing your climax with the exact moment that you collide with the ground. As an extra bonus use the lady friend as a cushion. If you're lucky, you might bounce.
"Professor, what is the chance of getting pregnant while performing frumpy-load kamikaze-ing?"
"None."
"Werd."

Kamikaze Karl 

A girl is bent over in one corner of a room on all fours. The man stands roughly 100 feet away and gets into a four point stance. Then proceeds to sprint across the room aiming at the girls ass with a raging boner. Then rams his boner with full momentum into her ass. Caution: May cause head and back injuries

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Chris saw Lena across the room and proceded to Kamikaze Karl her. She suffered major back injuries.
Kamikaze Karl by The Crew February 12, 2005