Kalgan

To ass-rape something beautiful and pure.

Did you see Jane and Tom's new baby?
See it, I totally kalganned the little bastard!

by The Irrefutable One April 30, 2005

Kalan

Kalan is usually a boy with brown hair. He is kinda short but really good at sports. He is so hot and a loyal boyfriend. He always knows how to make people happy when they are down! He is so smart and athletic. He has so many friends and a lot of people care about him. Everyone hopes to be like him or be friends with him. He is the best person to ever go to if you need advice.

As a boyfriend he always like to include u and be a gentlemen. He always asks how your day is going and how your morning or night was.

Kalan: how was your morning???

Girl: it was good thank you

by Kalan Austin November 2, 2019

[Kalani]

A gorgeous girl, who can be shy but is an amazing friend. She is very athletic, trendy, and fun to hang out with.

Wow! Look at that girl's outfit! She's so Kalani.

by Maura Sadie January 23, 2009

Kalani

Kalani is hawaiian for the chiefly one.

If there was a Kalani in a group he'd be a boss!

by Hawaiiankine23 June 7, 2009

Kalvin

A typical proud awesome Hong Kong Asian (note: he is different from Calvin.) He is very talented in academics and surprisingly sports. His dick is bigger than the average white male but he doesn't point that out. He has lots of streets smart and has balls to do things everyone else would pussy out of. He is not a typical bragger and tends to hide his true personality and problems inside. He is a good listener and he will help solve your problems. He is hated by nobody and everyone seems to either be his acquaintance or friends. He is funny and pretty good looking but he doesn't show much interest in girls unless a girl shows interests in him. Outside of school life he is very mysterious and if he sees you he will ignore you and walk away even if you are a close friend.

Kalvin is so popular, cool, and kind but the other day when I saw him and said hi, he walked away!

by Caroline Lee March 16, 2014

Kalkanator

When a teacher can't control his/her own class. When he/she yells nobody pays any attention.

"Dude, shes such a Kalkanator"

"I know right!"

by Austin Kal November 9, 2011

Kalanie

Derived from the Hawaiian word "Kalani" meaning "The heavens" or "The Royal One".
Other than that, Kalanie is a sweet and very beautiful girl. Very attractive despite her not thinking so. She is athletic and very bright. Having gone through so much in her life, she stays strong and she never backs down. She's a fighter and is very loyal. However, she can often keep to herself. She a girl of second chances and is very unique and one of a kind. She cares extremely about others and puts herself before first before others. Her laugh is contagious and beautiful and she has the most precious smile. She can be a bit insecure but her friend group helps boost her confidence. She can get jealous very easily. She's genuine and always enjoys being herself (which is one of the things that makes her special). She loves romantic movies and loves spending time with friends and just being with people. Her boyfriend is a very, very lucky man.

"Kalanie is such a babe"

"Kalanie is so fun and beautiful"
"Kalanie.. my sky.. my world.."
"You are the heavens, and whenever I look up at the sky I think of you"
"Wake up kalanie"

by Axora May 14, 2018