Kalkaska

Small town made of drug dealers and drug users mainly trading to other nearby towns in Michigan (Mancelona, Forest area, Ect.) Most people who grew up or graduated here would like to keep it on the dl just like they want their parents family info on the dl due to them being more than likely related. Students here try to get pregnant as soon as posible and still wear the shortest skirts possable then they ether get the fuck out of this shit hole or are working at McCdonalds, Burger king, Big Boy, Glens, Northland, G's Pizza, Little Ceares, Subway, Arby's, or some other local store at some point of their life. Kalkaskians make up for their bad habbits by building one church for every mile in the town.

lets go buy some meth at Kasky and head back to Mantucky.

Sarah and Sonya are secretly from Kalkaska.

The chienese restaurent is the best in Kalkaska and its the only thing this town has going for them.

by old student here March 4, 2009

kalakarashnikov

an offensive name ofr a russian

shuddup you bloody kalakarashnikov, even georgia beat you in rugby

by jonty October 16, 2003

kanoka

Kanoka is an amazing person who is fabulous. They need no one's opinion and are great just being themselves. Also they love baked goods. To appease their anger bake them cookies or cupcakes. And if you really messed up bake a giant chocolate cake.

Did you see Kanoka?

No, why?
She was carrying cake. Chocolate peanut butter cake. Someone either loves her or fucked up.

by The musician February 15, 2017

Kilokannak

A lot of weight.
An unthinkable weight.

He has "kilokannak" of rice on his back.

by Picasso Kunjappan January 24, 2023

kaloyans mother

a sexy human that has the ability to give some one a massive boner she is also a godess

kaloyans mother gave taylor a boner

by pypd_drops April 11, 2021

Kalika

That one girl you know that loves to party. She's the kind of girl that will wake up naked inside of a taco truck and think "What the hell happened last night?" and then proceed to finish her drink from last night. You NEED her at all of your parties or else you are a nobody to everybody.

"Dude! The only way our party will be worth any mention is if Kalika is there."

by EHHHHHHHHHHH September 30, 2015

Kahoka

Small town in Missouri. There is nothing at all to do, the cops like to pick on kids and the nearest Wal-Mart is 30 minutes away.

Jessica- I'm bored. There's nothing to do in Kahoka
Amber- I know.
Jessica- Lets go to Keokuk and walk around Wal-Mart!!
Amber- Awesome!

by betchacanteatjustone May 13, 2009