by Tel-E January 22, 2017
"Chocolate Peanut Bush" is a slang term for Hemorrhoids, which are also known as "Piles" and sometimes more commonly as "Bum Grapes".
It's generally used by those blessed with nice, normal arseholes to mock those that have guts that are literally trying to escape out of the back door.
It's generally used by those blessed with nice, normal arseholes to mock those that have guts that are literally trying to escape out of the back door.
Jim: "Blimey! I just had a check around my arsehole and my Chocolate Peanut Bush is in full bloom... Have you got one of those donut shaped cushions I can sit on?"
Bill: "You're not sitting on any of my chairs you filthy, Chocolate Peanut Bush growing bastard... special cushion or not!"
Bill: "You're not sitting on any of my chairs you filthy, Chocolate Peanut Bush growing bastard... special cushion or not!"
by j0113y July 31, 2011
by Bulger March 24, 2005
when a dood covers his dick in peanut butter then he screws a girl annally making it a chocolate covered peanut butter pine cone!
by fgdsagfkhsadk October 12, 2009
In the bedroom: Her vagina is the "peanut butter" whereas her anus is the "chocolate". It is fine to get some peanut butter in her chocolate but not the other way around. "Chocolate in the peanut butter" is this unfortunate state.
Usage outside of the bedroom:
Computer programmers may exclaim this when they mix up the binding of their duck-typed variables with incompatible variables for an unfortunate result.
Usage outside of the bedroom:
Computer programmers may exclaim this when they mix up the binding of their duck-typed variables with incompatible variables for an unfortunate result.
"Oh no, I got chocolate in the peanut butter."
(said in front of co-workers in which whom only have experienced the bedroom version) "Oops, did I just say that?"
(said in front of co-workers in which whom only have experienced the bedroom version) "Oops, did I just say that?"
by logicmoo January 16, 2018
by P09U3R December 6, 2003