He's a severe kabourophobic. He even gets scared of pictures of crabs. And yet Mr. Krabs from Spongebob does nothing to him.
by MaSh92587 August 5, 2004
Get the kabourophobic mug.A surprise attack using a flacid penis to startle an unsuspecting victim. This is usually done by slapping a distracted person across the face or head with your penis while yelling the phrase "El Kabong" to proclaim your successful prank over the El Kabonged individual, and alert any witnesses to the humorous use of your private parts.
This can be done by a women using her breasts but is much harder to pull off if the victim is awake.
Good Luck and Happy El Kabonging!
This can be done by a women using her breasts but is much harder to pull off if the victim is awake.
Good Luck and Happy El Kabonging!
"Jeremy came home from work early to find his girlfriend napping on the couch with the TV on. He pulled out his penis sneaking up behind her and slapped her across the face with his penis waking her up, while yelling El Kabong! This turned her on, and naturally progressed into her giving him a blow job."
by Dr Shag January 5, 2010
Get the El Kabong mug.the name for a person under the age of fifteen living on a kibbutz in israel.
the mixture of the word "kibbutznik" and "junior"
the mixture of the word "kibbutznik" and "junior"
by effyeah June 15, 2010
Get the kabuner mug.A Kiwi word, for when you just have no other word to say.
It can relate to anything, whether someone's girlfriend/boyfriend is horrific, whether your hungry, but mainly when there is absolutely no better word to explain the situation.
It can relate to anything, whether someone's girlfriend/boyfriend is horrific, whether your hungry, but mainly when there is absolutely no better word to explain the situation.
by NZ_Streetbeat September 20, 2012
Get the Kabundi mug.Jimmy swung his golf club with great force, his eyes widening as the ball landed perfectly in the hole.
Jimmy: "Kabong!"
Ben: "When i took Old Yeller out back the shed and kabong'd him in the back of the head so he wouldn't see it coming, It didn't go right, so I had to Kabong him twice."
Jimmy: "Kabong!"
Ben: "When i took Old Yeller out back the shed and kabong'd him in the back of the head so he wouldn't see it coming, It didn't go right, so I had to Kabong him twice."
by SlagFromTheEast February 13, 2017
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Get the Kaboongus mug.Kabout plop is the most handsome belgium man in the world, he lives in a padestoel, with his friends and family.
also he will eat you alive
also he will eat you alive
by BroknRobot April 19, 2020
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