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krispy kreme 

The fat around one's bellybutton if they are average weight.
"and this, people, is the krispy kreme" *jiggle jiggle*
krispy kreme by Rylan N April 16, 2006

Krispy Kreme 

When you jizz in a sock and let it dry for at least 36 hours, then eat the sock.
Mr Pizza Coley- “Hey man, you had any Krispy Kreme lately?”
-Two-Holes- “Yeah Man, but I’ve got to wait another 12 hours or it’s considered a froggy-fresh.”
Krispy Kreme by Jimmy Two-Holes November 18, 2019

krispy kreme 

a round,preferably large person. used as a nickname.
Hey krispy kreme, go home and eat a donut!
krispy kreme by blitzkreig bopper December 27, 2006

Krispy Kreme 

when you beat off in a girl's face when she is unconscious or sleeping, then she wakes up to find a crispy, white, coating around her face and eyes.
Krispy Kreme is something you do to be a jackass....a straight up jackass
Krispy Kreme by abankhead March 27, 2007

Krispy Kreme 

Code word for "burn victim," to let therapists in the burn center know they have patients coming in.
"Here comes a fresh batch of Krispy Kremes."
Krispy Kreme by patslider December 10, 2013

Krispy Kreme 

When a male ejaculates in a female's face creating a glaze like a Krispy Kreme doughnut.
I was beatin' down this chick, pulled out, and straight Krispy Kremed her face.
Krispy Kreme by bwilliams021880 November 25, 2010