kms

Stands for kill myself. Used online mostly.

"My mom wouldn't let me get starbucks, KMS."

by EnderGirlx November 1, 2014

Kmsrn

Kill my self right now

I’m coming - rob
Kmsrn -you

by Warg wan myg February 1, 2019

Kms

Slang for "kill myself," usually used in a funny or sarcastic way.

OMG did you see that post?! I'm literally going to kms!

by Sexy poopie stinky fart June 28, 2016

Kms Bismarck

Pride of a nation, a beast made of steel,
Bismarck in motion, king of the ocean,
He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas!
To lead the war machine,
To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine!
The terror of the seas,
The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine!

Hms Hood:No u cant hit my ammunition and explode it Kms Bismarck:Hehe oneshot goes brrrrr

by LeafyBoi June 12, 2020

kmsl

Killing myself laughing

Lululemon - Hey remember last night when I put the popcorn on for 20 minutes instead of 2?
Tictactoe - KMSL!

by Cinndi December 13, 2008

KMS

A feeling an individual receives or has the urge to die, but die humanly/ plainlessly. Usually when facing something they cannot deal with such as sheer stupidity of people or an exam( that they have no idea what their doing), etc..

*Scenario*
A: Hello there classmate. How are you?
B:I am feeling swell.
A:You do know we have a chinese oral tomorrow and we cant bring in a script unless it is in chinese characters only.
B:KMS
*end credits*

by Quasaring June 6, 2016

kmsma

Kiss my shiny metal ass

stfu and kmsma loser..

by Minnu December 3, 2004