Krunker

A game where none of your shots hit, where your ping fluctuates, where players teleport through walls, a game where it's impossible to play without some 12 year old asking for trades and random hackusations after losing.

timpo once got over 20000 ping on krunker

by aziiman October 15, 2020

klunkan

Klunkan, my friends nickname. Also a verb. When used as a verb its klunkad.

1: Hey did you see Klunkan last night?
2: Yeah, he klunkad someone in the head. With his head! What a Klunkan move.

by catbage October 20, 2021

Krunkadelic

A mixture of psychedelia and krunkenness.

Fo sheezy, this jazz trio is krunkadelic.

by sfunk1x April 27, 2006

Klenk-around

When a friend stands you up, or claims to know somebody, but is really just a guy you can't rely on.

My buddy John said he had the hook up on snowboard rentals, but really he just gave me the klenk-around

by CreekCrew May 11, 2018

krunker accent

the racist accent

commonly used by max#1271

person: "hello"
krunker accent: "i hate black people"

by Eosrepu April 18, 2022

uncle krunk

Douchebag faggot sloppy fat fuck that went to Northside, but jumped on the Acadiana bandwagon once they started winning and calls everybody his nephew when clearly there’s no relation.

Yep that’s Uncle Krunk at yet another Acadiana High football game.

by El Diablo 3 October 19, 2019

Klundt Drunk

A person who drinks an insane amount of liquor in the shortest amount of time possible. Once one achieves such task, they instantly reach the level of Klundt Drunk. Being Klundt Drunk isn’t for the faint of heart and requires a certain level of obnoxiousness and douchebaggery that one can’t attain while being sober.

“Dude, how much are you going to drink tonight?” “Man, I’m getting Klundt Drunk.”

by I41ightEvil99 January 26, 2013