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Montclair Kimberley Academy

Montclair Kimberley Academy more commonly referred to as MKGay by Montclair High School students, is a pre-k through 12th-grade school in Montclair, NJ. In New Jersey MKGay is notoriously known for being obnoxious and filled with WASPY rich kids. It costs upwards of 32k a year is not hard to get into if you donate a couple mil. Nobody cares how smart you are as long as you are loaded. MKA kids are identifiable by their signature look, they can be seen in their obnoxious uniform with their "Vinyard Vines" and "Ralph Loren" and of course their "Sperrys".
James: 'Look at that MKGAY girl, Sperrys and all. Damn these white girls party hard.'
Micheal: 'MKGAY?'
James: 'Montclair Kimberley Academy students'
by jerseydude2002 January 18, 2017
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Kimberley

Kimberley. Oh god where do I start. My sister is friends with a Kimberley and she lies and she pretends she has so many problems. If your a Kimberley and your like this STOP. You will end up having no friends or just fake friends.
Person : “kimberley said she is sick today
Other person : “ probably another lie”
Person : “ agreed
by Everynameisalmosttaken October 16, 2019
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Kimberley

Arrogant and aggressive OM
Can’t book a Pfizer vaccine if her life depended on it.

Feels the need to not only laser her flaps but also her side burns which mimic a landing strip.

LOVES CHEATERS BUT HATES ANYONE WITH THE INITIALS NK
hates tattoos but will happily tattoo her eyebrows in the wrong shade. complains everyday she is “fat” (when she isn’t) but wants PHAT lips and a smooth forehead - wait for it to dissolve bitch!!
NK - “hey kim love the PHAT lips”
KE - f off *sticks up her middle finger*
*taylor laughing hysterically on the floor*
NK - *morgan freeman voice* your acting like a kimberley!
MS - woah calm down little one
KE - i’ll sack you all

*KE stomps up the stairs*
by LISA MORNINGTON November 25, 2021
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Kimberley Kiss

When you are deliberately rammed by a stolen motor vehicle.
We were driving down the road and got a Kimberley kiss
by McCaviar May 30, 2022
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Kimberley Warren

Crazy, webbed toed midget

Loves Nachos and MICHAEL!!
I wish I was as cool as Kimberley Warren
by KimBroWazza January 25, 2022
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Kimberley

A basic Asian girl that is a neek (nerd and geek) she’s excessively overweight but causes an argument whenever someone points that out. She also has a bit of eczema on her face due to her dry and unseasoned personality!

(don’t be like Kimberley)
Martin: Fuck Indians

Kimberley: OMG Martin that’s rude, stop hating Indians! What have they done to you?
by Martin2Loose July 12, 2019
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Kimberley

Kimberley is the best thing that will happen in your life. She will have you going crazy about her. Her looks are amazing, but just a bonus to her awesome personality. Her smile will make all your problems go away, and you will be happy. Holding her hand will make everyone jealous, and will have your heart melting inside. She deserves the world because in your eyes she should be the world. And tell her you love her every chance you have. Match her with a Spencer, that relationship would be great. If her favorite flower is a cherry blossom then your Kimberley is amazing
boy 1: who’s that
boy 2: that’s Kimberley

boy 1: she is beautiful

boy 2: watch out spencer got a thing for her
by spency wency November 21, 2021
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