kabbalah

A set of beliefs based on mysticism brought to the forefront by a Jewish guy from Brooklyn who charges money for "enlightenment". One minute he's playing stickball with his buddies on Avenue C trying to figure out a good hustle the next minute he's the self-proclaimed Moses of Capitalism. Cha-ching. It's hard to believe that this guy is not a David Koresh-type con man because if he was a tool of the "creator" to spread "enlightenment" why would he charge money for it? I mean the guy sells his own bottled water, kind of like another egotistical jack-ass Donald Trump. I don't believe other prophets profited from their teachings. Furthermore the people who follow this guy could be classified as weak-minded and unstable with plenty of expendable income who need to be told that the are loved such as Madonna and that butter-face Lizzy Grubman.

con man = Michael Berg
stupid people w/ expendable income = sheep (see Madonna)
con man + sheep = Kabbalah
Kabbalah = con man w/ $$$$
con man w/ $$$$ = :) con man

by one person's opinion December 2, 2004

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People who are die hard Kamala Harris fans.

We are Kamalaholics and she needs to run for President!

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Kamalani

A smart and beautiful woman that will always have your back and cares dearly for others but most always won’t show it until you connect with her. She won’t like being pushed but sometimes a little tease puts a smile on her face. She has great patience when she knows to wait and also the most sincerely smile and a little twinkle in her beautiful eyes.

Me: Wow look at Kamalani, she looks almost as amazing as the last time, but it is so hard to compare.
Friend: Don’t push your luck, I wouldn’t want you to come tomorrow with a broken bone.

by ILOVEKAMA May 31, 2018

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