K-Mart

Kenyon Martin who plays for the Denver Nuggets.

Ey dogg did you see K-Mart last night, he dunked on kobe bryant.

by K-Mart for life homie April 13, 2006

k-mart board

Cheap-ass $10 skateboards from k-mart that are junk and break easily. Every skate poser in the world owns one.

Skate poser: Hey check out my board!
Skater: What brand is it?
Poser: I don't know.
Skater: is it a k-mart board?
Poser: Yeah.
Skater: Fag..

by Chrono68 July 9, 2007

K Mart

Where you buy ketamine from.

Let's go to the K Mart, then fall over.

by Pl@tty August 9, 2008

k’mari

A goofy ass nigga who will Scream all day, and destroy the fuck out of you if you make him mad. He will give up if he don’t give a fuck and he really wants you to die.

“Bro you heard about K’Mari?”
“Nah what happened?”
“People are saying he swung his CXCK at a nigga because he said SCARLXRD Was trash”
“Damn”

by itachi has a Child October 11, 2020

K mart

A crapper store that can't afford to sustain themselves, so they close up stores to save themselves from going into bankrupcy.

Oh yeah!

by Penis January 29, 2003

Super K-Mart

A K-Mart with a grocery center inside. Kind of like Super Wal-Mart. The only similarity is they both suck.

Super K-Mart sucks dirty hobo ass

by DizzyLizzy June 11, 2006

k-mart

A poser, usually a skateboarder, that thinks their board (or clothes, etc.) is nice even though it is worthless (i.e. from k-mart)

K-mart: Check out my saweeeet board!

Pothead: Thats trash you dumbass.

by otto_matik January 16, 2006