Jerky Boys

A duo from New York who achieved infamy by making several cd's that had recordings of many hilarious prank phone calls to unsuspecting victims.

Man, the Jerky Boys' prank calls are fucking hysterical!

by jizzcock June 23, 2003

beef jerky

the best snack around

Jack Link's is some pretty good beef jerky

by Brandon G. August 27, 2005

Apple Junky

A person(male or female) who feels that all of the products that are released by Steven Jobs are the best things that have graced the earth. These stuck up people feel that anything that is not an Apple product is inferior in some way, shape, or form to the grand Apple. They provide no statistical information that backs up their notations that proves that Apple products are better. These junkies feel that they are better than everyone else. They preach in the name of Apple, claiming the best products until they realize what worthless, overpriced, pieces of trash they have; even then these junkies are still too hard-headed to admit the truth.

Luke- Look at Joey, he has an IPhone,macbook pro, and a IPAD.

Mike- Yeah he is an Apple Junky. He thinks that all of that crap is necessary for daily life. Completely unnecessary.

by AFallet1 January 5, 2011

Casey Anthony Jury

Polite way of saying "mentally retarded"

It's so obvious Casey Anthony killed Caylee, how could the Casey Anthony Jury be dumb enough to say "not guilty"?

by Nightshade! July 8, 2011

cum junky

nymphomaniac slut that loves cum

that mandy chick sure is a cum junky

by bobby bunghole biter September 25, 2004

Junkyard Barbie

A woman whose individual body parts are nice, but they don't match, so her body is like a Barbie doll assembled by taking various parts out of a trash heap.

You are with a friend and see a woman with a cute face, but her head is a bit big for her body. Or she has a nice bosom and an upper body that is right for a 140 pound woman, mixed with thin legs that look like they belong on a woman weighing 105 pounds. You say to your buddy, "check out the Junkyard Barbie over there".

by blackcab996 September 25, 2010

sleep jerky

The act of using a sleeping persons hand to pleasure yourself

Don't pass out around that guy he'll end up pulling a sleep jerky

by WoRdSmItH January 27, 2013