myspace junkie

1.) someone who refreshes the page every 5 seconds thinking they get comments.

2.) someone who gets up at 2;00 AM to checkif someone recommented them

3.) someone who's usually always one the computer

4.) someone who stares at their own myspace page.

"OMG! All christina does is sit on her computer and check her myspace! She's such a myspace junkie!"

by shakishia July 28, 2006

Judkins

The Native American tribe of Upstate New York.

This word loosely translates to "those who are friends with bears"

More commonly said in reference to a person.

Man, that guy is such a Judkins. I wouldn't mess with him.

by Tommy Vancouver August 24, 2009

news junkie

Someone who can't function unless they've read all the major news stories of the day. They probably use RSS feeds to avoid missing anything from their favorite sources.

He's such a news junkie. He won't leave for the bar until he's read all the headlines from Reuters and Al Jazeera. Then he'll read Ars Technica at the bar.

by mondokoosh October 31, 2013

Stephan Jenkins

To perform oral pleasure on a female for a minimum time period of one hour. Jenkins, lead singer of Third Eye Blind, discloses his penchant for performing cunnilingus, in his lyrics for the hit, "Blinded."

"Vapor round your body glistens in the shower

And I want to stay right here and go down on you for an hour "

Q: Did you Stephan Jenkins her?
A: Hell yea, I jenkinsed her all night. It was like the Pacific Ocean

by Dickie Guy August 16, 2010

Junaina

Junaina is a girl, who to put it simply, is amazing. Junaina is a person who will be there for you when you need it, and she is also talented, chill, funny, cute and rlly sweet. Junaina is lazy, but is also hard working and smart, and also loves sleep. She also tries her best to do the things she loves and help her friends, and is a super cool person to be around. She is a very caring and selfless person, but also could use a friend to help her and talk to her too every now and again, or whenever she needs it. A very, very amazing friend to have.

"Bro this girl is so amazing!"
"Heh, she must be a Junaina, duh!"

by A Sleepy Dude February 10, 2020

Clint Jenkined

Absolutely off your face on drugs or alcohol but still carrying on.

What a night it was, I drunk so much but as soon as I got into fresh air I was completely “Clint Jenkined”

by Boardy98 July 11, 2021

george strait junkie

a person, male or female, that is strictly addicted to george strait's music unconditionally.

'sheila and i are going on a date.' 'oh take her to a george strait concert, that girl is a true george strait junkie!'

by georgestraitjunkiee February 17, 2010