Jumbie

A hybrid creature created by the interspecies mating of a junkie and a zombie. Known to lurp the streets at night collecting treasures of their own thinking, also known to spend daylight hours in search of their elusive yet euphoric causing chemical sustenance. (Days without such chemicals can cause further morphing into an even stranger creature often known as a Hitch) (Heroin Bitch))

Last night jumbies made it hard to sleep as they were lurping throughout the neighborhood until dawn.

by Betty and Al January 2, 2021

Jumbialsexual

Jumbialsexual refers to an individual who feels attracted to non-binarys who don't have their original sex organs anymore and who are in addition very intelligent.

My friend is jumbialsexual

by Labelsdontdefineaperson June 30, 2021

jumbocataki

a poop
nakakire

a jumbocataki

by anonymous September 15, 2021

jumicar

Persoanele care pun jumătate de gram de iarbă în blunt.

Marius:Pustiu ala crede ca e tare pentru ca fumeaza iarba.
Mihai: Lasă-l frate, probabil e jumicar.

by RXRES September 28, 2021

Jumbactuated

Jumbactuation is the act of intentionally confusing or misleading someone. being jumbactuated is being mislead by a person with bad intent.

Bro, you got scammed; that guy jumbactuated you.

I am a victim of a severe jumbactuation

by Sandificated February 16, 2024

Jumbian

An extra large, usually obese female who's attracted to only females. Preferably a smelly one with many facial piercings, and short, dyed hair.

In short: Jumbo Lesbian (Jum-Bian)

Woah, look at that jumbian! I wonder which one of these subarus belongs to her. I bet you it's the one with the Harris Walz sticker on the bumper.

by Wrenchgoddess March 5, 2025

jumbochop

the flab found between chubby women's legs. creates a smelly odour strong enough to kill a nation
sam, could u smell ellie's jumbochop my eyes were watering all night. fat bitch

luke, could u smell nancy's jumbochop my eyes were watering all night. fat bitch

by benhev_08 September 10, 2025