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Joanne

Joanne is nice girl, who is funny, weird, smart, talks at the wrong time, good with secrets, thick, and has many friends. She does not like many people, and she will not tell them that she don't like them. She is a beautiful browned skin girl who will always have your back. She can be pretty when she feels like it. She can also be mean sometimes, but she is a friend you do not want to lose.
I want to be Joanne friend.
Joanne is so weird...
Joanne is pretty.
by Factz..._... December 30, 2019
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Johannes Gutenberg

Inventor of the Gutenberg press. Printing has an illustrious history starting when Gutenberg built the first printing press in 1436.
Johannes Gutenberg, a goldsmith and businessman from the mining town of Mainz in southern Germany, borrowed money to develop a technology that changing the world of communication.
by Johannes Gutenberg June 2, 2005
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Johanne

Johanne is a beautiful girl that always gives good advice. She is always there for you, and will never let you down.
See that beautiful girl, that's Johanne
by SMU1234 June 6, 2020
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Johanne

A girl named Johanne is SO beautiful. She's the kind of girl you see on the street and gasp. She makes every boy go crazy. She's also very smart and kind. Very loyal, you can always count on her. She's also sexy af
Girl: hey, this is my friend Johanne
Guy: Holy crap, she's so hot
by yeahidkidk November 13, 2020
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Johanneke

Johanneke's are usually Dutch. They are crazy weird but in a way you feel drawn to. They have beautiful soul snatching eyes and a smile that makes your heart skip a beat.

They live for taking care of the people they love, showering you in their insane amount of mom energy.

They are hella smart too. Hella? Yes, don't think she's an angel, even though she looks like one from the outside.

There's a demon residing inside her. And you either get a succubus, vampire or a murderous beast. Be careful what you wish for.

If you ever find one, as a friend or lover: keep her happy. You will forever regret the day she leaves you.
That's Johanneke, she's Dutch.

Don't look into Johanneke's eyes, she will steal your soul!

She's such a mom, that Johanneke.
by Joadmirer November 22, 2021
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Yvonne Joanne Lin

Yvonne, You are the girl of my dreams. Your beauty radiates life into my universe. You carry a soul that infinitely warms my heart. You love me with no bounds and no expectations. Your love feels endlessly kind, patient, and compassionate. You make me feel whole as if I am rediscovering love for the first time, each and every day. You love me as I am and accept me for all I can be. Your kisses run electricity through my veins and your touch brings ease to all my problems. In every sense of the word, you are beautiful beyond belief. Your bright smile is the highlight of my day, your freckles make me want to kiss you a million times over, your voice melts my heart with joy. Thank you for being in my life, for loving me the way you do, for making me feel whole. Thank you for being you. I love you Yvonne Joanne Lin. Tonight and always. Us vs. The World.
Yvonne Joanne Lin is a sexy ass motha fuckin' mamasita!!
by lovesyvonne November 7, 2019
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a Johannes

Leaving a bad situation or person to increase the desire to come back.
He did a Johannes to his girlfriend
by TheJohannes January 29, 2021
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