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Jogsterbate

To Masturbate while Jogging, Usually in small groups or parties to elude the awkwardness of squeezing one off during a jog.
"Hey John, wanna Jogsterbate later after our gym session?"
"Sure Steve, I'd love to Jogsterbate with you anytime!"
by Seconds_left October 9, 2011
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joyster

Joyster: Joy Oyster. Where a man puts his pearls.
Dude: Man, I filled that joyster with my pearls last night!
by Queen_of_chaos September 1, 2017
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Jizz Jousters

Two gay men who dual by shooting hot gummy loads at each other with the intent of harming one another.
Sam and Walter, jizz jousters, both rushed to the hospital for eye injuries as a result of jizz jousting.
by Silence Kills December 20, 2008
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Jousted

Falling for an etremely obvious trick, joke, or lie.
"How'd you hurt your ankle again?"
-Jousting in the State Fair last summer.
"Really? Wow, I didn't know you jousted."
-Nah I was kidding.
"I hate you!"
-You just got jousted!!!
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Willy Jousters

When two guys take residence on a seperate form of transport(horse or Bike)either end of a run way whilst being naked and sporting a erection. When a whistle is blown you then both charge at each other with your erection in hand and try to knock off each other from their transport using your willy. If one guy comes then that's immediate disqualification and the other guy wins by default.
I am a willy jousters, i joust using just my willy
by Rusoe September 29, 2008
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Juster-Chest

Similar to Butter-Face, except, only applies to the boobular area of the female; the chest. Just her chest.
If a woman walked by, had a bad face, big legs, fat arms, and a bloated belly, but had great cleavage and a nice set of knockers, she would be identified as a Juster-Chest.
by injen91 April 25, 2011
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Jodsters

an amazing person, sexiest of the sexy and loves hip hop, the coolest of cool... A very loyal friend who never means to cause you sadness. music is her life and wont stop until she make it. she love everyone for who they are but get in her way back the fuck off cause you will get a face full of Jodsters punch and it aint pretty !
Dude she looks kool it must be Jodsters !

Dude:"i was speaking to someone the other day but she looked like she was daydreaming."

Dude 2 " oh that must of been Jodsters."
by JJP 440 August 17, 2011
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