Josiah

Sexy bitch, too attractive for his own good, and silver tongued like the fucking devil.

The biblical Josiah was King of the Jews, and he got mad hos.

Josiah's got a monster cock, don't make him dick-whip you Jew's in shape.

by Lady Of The Valley February 20, 2009

Josiah

A person who is just awesome. Amazing blue eyes, blonde hair, and SUPER tall. He makes a lot of dirty or racist jokes. He holds the heart of a tiny short girl. Although he doesn't like to show it, he has a really big heart. He's really awesome at video games, and even though he's not perfect he's one of the most amazing people in the world and his girlfriend love him with all her heart.

Also the name of the king of the Jews....

I love my Josy! He's such a Josiah.

by echan333 November 1, 2013

Josiah

JOSIAH IS THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME, THEY CAN SLAY ANY BOOTY AND ARE INSANELY POWERFUL. JOSIAH IS HOT ASF AND HUMBLE. ANY GIRL IS WHO HAS JOSIAH AS THEIR MAN IS EXTREMELY LUCKY

Random girl 1: JOSIAH IS SO HOT
random girl 2: IKR

by A Girl who knows alot January 16, 2021

The Jooyah Disaster

A Clan Deets word.

The Jooyah Disaster was a fictional battle between Clan Deets and an unknown enemy, where Clan Deets was heavily wounded, and thus began thier "quest" into Deets every week to find and destroy the enemy.

"Kyle" AKA "Kyo", or "Kybes", pointed to a large messed-up spot of grass on the side of a hill as the scene of The Jooyah Disaster, but evidence shows that this was not a battle site, but instead a spot where "Scott", among other people, had taken a busted up chair and slid down the hill like it was a sled.

"Never forget The Jooyah Disaster"

by Grand Master Yourik November 3, 2004

Josiah Palacios

He is the definition of an ALPHA MALE. This guy is the best person to be around, all the girls will fall onto him for anything. He has body guards wherever he goes, and his most attractive quality is his amazing lucious man bun. Rumour has it that he gets laid every 5 hours with beautiful supermodels from all around the world. His best friends can never get into a relationship because they all just end up wanting to get closer to Josiah. Josiah is not only the most mega super ultra alpha male on the planet, but he is very very funny and likes cutting bananas and making art. He also is amazingly good in the kitchen, and can make waffles covered in strawberry syrup with the side of beans and cereal in 2 minutes. Their origins are usually from the exotic Easter Islands, Christmas Island, Hawaii, and sometimes one of the Carolinas (probably north) if they're a little beta male. When you play bedwars with him, please don't let him rush he will fall in the void trying to jump bridge, all he's useful for his putting a wood bed defense.

Josiah Palacios is an even bigger unit that Howard.

by SpicyBoisandGrls November 3, 2020

josuah

Josuah is a very good looking man and gets a lot of girls but only the perfect girl can get the key to his heart. Josuah loves his parents and will do anything for them.Josuah face is as handsome and bright as his personality and when he smiles you see lights in his eyes that will make girls jaw drop.Josuah is a very loyal man.He is also very funny and who ever meets him will leave with a smile on his face.you might think Josuah all jokes but he takes his work very seriously and he is also the Bom in football

Josuah is so quite and perfect I just love him.

by Joshy bear June 17, 2018

josiah

a Josiah is a annoying but kind and caring person you would be very lucky to have a Josiah as a friend-jacob

hey Josiah dhbvhsbfg he said then made a joke the person rolled there eyes but saw him and started talking

by numbstream70 January 24, 2019